Tinder Stories

Started by Mudkip, May 9, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    May 9, 2018
    in order to save hours of my day i recently deleted tetris from my phone and all ive been doing since then is waste that same amount of time on tinder

    ive never met anyone from tinder cuz i dont drive yet but i can tell some of these girls are not clean, so i want you to share all the stories and encounters youve had from this and any other dating app, good or bad (but mostly to enhance my fear of meeting someone from this app and f---ing and getting aids my first time)

    also is tinder dead? did something replace it? lemme know your thoughts @LifeSXN
     
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  2. Gimp
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    May 9, 2018
    I f----- this one 4/10 earlier in the year. it was h--- awkward her kids were there and kept asking who I was and what I was therefore.

    Then a couple week later I got a call at work and it was her BF saying he knew what I did to her and that he was going to come f--- me up and s---. I put it on speaker and me and my workmates had a good laugh.
     
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  3. Gimp
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    May 9, 2018
    Then one time I got fully cat fished by this 1.5/10 f------in-the-head b---- who thought she was psychic . I talked to her for 5 mins then excused my self to go to the bathroom and just bailed
     
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  4. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    May 9, 2018
    :bookah:

    now thats something id be proud to live
     
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  5. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    May 10, 2018
    You should just meet people irl
     
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  6. nunofherdeiro
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    May 10, 2018
    That's what the f--- tinder is all about .
    Talk people there and meet them IRL.
     
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  7. nunofherdeiro
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    Location: LISBOA

    May 10, 2018
    Also i met my second girlfriend there .
    Nothing weird , she is just a normal hoe .
     
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  8. TimmyT
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    TimmyT The Bride

    May 10, 2018
    its a cool app. i've used it for a long time.

    in my experience--most people on tinder send you 3 or 4 messages and then they stop talking. in other words,most people don't check the app that much--and therefore lots of the conversations die quickly.

    but every now and then, you'll find someone who will keep talking---and that's when you can actually get their number and meet in person. i've met around 8 or 9 girls......meeting a new one soon. :)
     
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  9. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    May 10, 2018
    App was cool when I was in highschool or even a freshman in college. It’s crawling with highschool girls lying about their age though.... that’s a big no for me lol.
     
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  10. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    May 10, 2018
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. joeyp363
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    May 10, 2018
    Is it really now? I better hop on this app then. Thanks for the heads up. Love me some high school tail.
     
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  12. joeyp363
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    May 10, 2018
    Why would you f--- a 4/10?
     
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  13. Gimp
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    May 10, 2018
    I have my age bracket set to 18-55+, can't be too picky
     
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  14. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    May 10, 2018
     
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  15. Gimp
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    May 10, 2018
    Because it was quick, easy and cheap.
     
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  16. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    May 10, 2018
    This why

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  17. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    May 10, 2018
    Lmao my friend matched with like a 45 year old woman once lol he was 19 at the time. It was weird lol.
     
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    May 10, 2018
    Did he smash
     
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  19. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    May 10, 2018
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    May 10, 2018
    Yeah I think so lmao. He said it was odd. She like deleted her account after lol probably out of shame.
     
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