When Jesus comes, He will be Jesus for Christians, Jews and Muslims alike

Started by paulye, Apr 11, 2020, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. paulye
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    Apr 11, 2020
    Title.
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers The Boogeyman Is Coming

    Apr 11, 2020
    d--- u just beat me to it, there goes my thread idea
     
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Apr 11, 2020
    jesus spoke to him first, Mike.
     
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    That will be the anti-christ that will fool the world
     
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  5. JulnHT
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    Only problem is, jesus will never come

    "Magicans" and illusions are something which was always a thing and thats exactly what he did back in the day
     
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    Apr 28, 2020
    Same chances are Harry Potter was alive at some point, Voldemort and Palpatine are still out there and Rey is *spoiler alert* real Skywalker.
     
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  7. paulye
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    But I am Jesus tho cos I saved the world from North Korea while thinking I'm Jesus. It was like Christ consciousness. But I've done too much bad stuff to ever publicly be rewarded for such a thing.
     
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  8. JulnHT
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    Alright
     
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    So was Moses just another magician in Ancient Egypt?
     
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    You done did all the drugs
     
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    Weird flex
     
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    It's true. I know Jesus. He cuts the lawn of everyone on my block. All types of people and religions. Really nice guy and is currently learning English
     
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  13. paulye
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    Yeah I was high when i started thinking I'm Jesus. But also there was many coincidences, like me choosing the name john933 at random on an online forum and it turns out John 9:33 is a Bible verse. "If this man was not from God, he could do nothing." So I am from God cos I can do stuff.
     
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    The devil f---ing with you
     
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    They are not even sure if moses was a real person.

    And even when he was a real person, the ebb and flow also exists at the red sea.
     
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    Whos "they"
     
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    Historians
     
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    The highly inaccurate historians
     
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  19. JulnHT
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    so, a book that was written by humans where a dude was able to split the sea is more accurate?

    I mean you can believe what ever your want, its your life man. But for me, i dont see one reason why i should believe on any religion
     
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  20. TheRealStan
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    Well im just pointing out that it comes down to faith either way, i dont trust historians, we know power corrupts and i just dont think its in their interest to tell us the truth about our origins
     
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