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Who in #PLANTAINGANG???

Started by DKC, Sep 8, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 8, 2017
    I been f---ing with plantains hardcore the past six months or so, one of the most versatile fruits there is. I make plantain "chips" (kinda more like fries cuz I like them crispy on the outside soft on the inside) a few times a week. Maduros are bomb too.


    I've made plantain buns before too.
     
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    theg got that pma

    Sep 8, 2017
    read that as plantation g--- thought it was a jmg thread for a sec
     
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    1999

    Sep 8, 2017
    Nah I f--- with bananas tho
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

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    Start f---ing with plantains they'll change your life
     
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    I sat here for a good five minutes just trying to figure out what the # said cuz idk what TF a plantain was lmaoo

    At one point I convinced myself it was plan tan g--- with an extra I.

    Basically I mind f----- myself cuz I'm ignorant about fruits. The more you know
     
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    Aka your a Dumass
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

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    U Forgot a b buddy
     
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    I'll be sure to wear a boot when I put my foot in your a---
     
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    TBH I ain't know vegitables either
     
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    Buu

    Sep 8, 2017
    lmao country on plantain wave

    Been on it since i was born. Thats what my people eat as like lunch or a side for dinner. I like the crunchy plantains more than the soft bannana feel when it's cooked. The chips are like a staple in my house sorta like potato chips, even though the ones i buy come in a small bag
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

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    You have heritage in the Caribbean or Latin America?

    But yeah I'm less of a fan of the sweet plantains, I like making them into chips when they're green. I only use them to make maduros if they're bout to go bad but if you crisp them up and season with salt and cayenne they're super good.
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

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    Plantains look like giant bananas but when they're green you honestly cook them more like a potato. I've had them boiled and mashed with jerk chicken and s--- too. When they're ripe they're super sweet more like a banana but I've honestly never really eaten them raw, I dunno if you're even supposed to lol.
     
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    O the green bananas I ate the chips before #themoreyouknow
     
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    1999

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    What tribe are you from?
     
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    Buu

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    African lol. Nigeria. Haven't ate them in a while

    *clicks 5 times and makes noise with tongue*
     
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