Why are there not waves of people ROFLing at Jurassic World 2?

Started by Big Dangerous, Jun 19, 2018, in Entertainment Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Jun 19, 2018
    I haven't talked to anyone else irl or even read on here anyone trash the everloving s--- out of these trailers for this movie

    Am I missing the point or is it the most r-----ed thing in the history of cinema?

    I am not exaggerating I don't think I've ever seen anything more dumb and unintentional hilarious in my life, when I saw the first trailer I laughed out loud and when I recently saw the new trailer in theaters I physically cringed and looked around for everyones reaction trying to get guage the situation and make sure my eyes weren't fooling me and I wasn't in some kind of lucid dream state

    and that's coming from a fan of the series




     
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  2. G H I L
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    G H I L I’m the black Christian Grey

    Jun 19, 2018
    Agree, couldn't even tell you what the plot is from the trailers. All I can say is there seems to be a new dinosaur that is loud and a see through rollie-ball that some dudes roll into an ocean to escape a volcano eruption. Sorry for the spoilers btw...
     
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  3. Zeugma
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    Jun 19, 2018
    I heard it's better than the first JW though
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    When Chris Pratt says it's a "rescue op"
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    Wait it's already out? Lmao
     
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  6. Zeugma
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    I don't care about it but it's been out since june 6th here in france
     
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  7. henzINNIT
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    Jun 26, 2018
    Jurassic Park has never had a good sequel. This new one is probably the worst though.
     
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  8. Graham
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    Jun 27, 2018
    Heard from a buddy of mine that two nights in a row were sold out when he tried to go see it.

    Why do people pay money to see this trash?
     
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  9. Jerome
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    Jul 23, 2018
    first one was a lot better.

    lost world was cool
     
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  10. Slyk
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    Jul 23, 2018
    i saw it
    i was not impressed
    ...but it's pretty much what you'd expect from a jp movie
     
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    Jul 23, 2018
    I actually really liked it
     
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    Nothing will ever be better than the first Jurassic Park. The sequels are basically a joke.
     
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