Worst And Best Pick Up Lines?

Started by Michael Myers, Oct 17, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Oct 17, 2017
    You used or heard people use?
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 17, 2017
    Are you from Tennessee?

    Cause you're the only ten I see :snoopshades:
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 17, 2017
    Excuse me miss, are you tired?

    'Cause you been runnin through my mind all day :snoopshades:
     
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  4. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Oct 17, 2017
    That’s a Jon Phillips line right there
     
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  5. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Oct 18, 2017
    I wanna know but my thread flopped on KTT
     
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  7. Hard Klyntar
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    Oct 18, 2017
    hey b---- you wanna f--- or somethin?
     
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  8. Kais
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    Kais hoe i gotta go

    Oct 18, 2017
    every user making threads bout ktt n other trash sites should get banned
     
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  9. Gustavo Jax
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    Oct 18, 2017
    Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
     
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  10. DetroitDGAF
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    Oct 19, 2017
    My d-ck just died, can i bury it in your a---?:Em6:
     
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  11. RG9
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    RG9

    Oct 19, 2017
    Are you from Ghana?

    Because we Ghana be f---ing tonight

    Disclaimer: Not quite as effective if you approach an actual Ghanaian woman as you might actually have to engage in a f---ing boring conversation
     
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  12. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Oct 19, 2017
    you wanna s--- me d-ck? no.... nvm then
     
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  13. Michael Myers
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    Oct 20, 2017
    Yh but ktt f---ing sux
     
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  14. 1999
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    Oct 20, 2017
    BARS
     
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  15. 1999
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    Oct 20, 2017
    Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.
     
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  16. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

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    Are you on Section Eighty, cuz Ive been following you
     
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  17. 1999
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    Oct 20, 2017
    Michael Myers needs to use this
     
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  18. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Oct 20, 2017
    b----, GET IN MY CAR
     
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  19. SleepyGhost
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    Oct 22, 2017
    HAHAHAHAHUAHAAHA
     
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  20. Jakepaulerforlifelogang
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    Oct 22, 2017
    Do you work on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a c---
     
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