Serious Dating Advice Thread

Started by Inland Empire Meme, Feb 1, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Inland Empire Meme
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    Feb 1, 2017
    @Coco

    Okay... So I'm autistic, look ugly and I don't know how to make a profile that makes me a "chick magnet". I want to find a decent chick who's reliable and faithful. I don't want no shallow chicks because anybody who's just in it for the sex is pathetic.

    I could go for an autistic chick but I doubt I'll find one with the same interests as me. I'm heavily into rap and hip-hop btw.

    So, advice? Should I do Tinder, OkCupid (have profiles on both) or shall I shell out big bucks for Match.com?
     
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  2. Australia
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    Feb 1, 2017
    over-thinking.
    use tinder or nothing.
    don't start sentences off with "im autistic and look ugly".

    :snoop: stop making assumptions holy s---. Majority of girls on tinder (and in real life) don't want to just get a quick f---, they want the whole relationship/commitment thing. That being said, there are also plenty of people (male and female) who do not want to commit to something serious, but we have sexual needs, so they look for sex of some form - which is 100% completely fine and not shallow.

    Don't "go for" a certain type, just f---ing talk to females. you've never had sex, how the f--- do you have an image of what you want in a relationship? just take the plunge and go for it, if you don't have similar interests its really not that big of a deal.
     
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  3. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

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    I wish I could find a chick that is just in it for the sex
     
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  4. Inland Empire Meme
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    That's actually a good idea. I just want something that's stable and something that's special plus I don't know what to say since I'm very bad with conversation with either gender.

    d--- my lack of social skills.
     
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  5. threee
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    I think this is the 2nd or 3rd dating advice thread that tpk has made
     
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  6. Australia
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    unicorns are hard to find.
     
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  7. Inland Empire Meme
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    d---... I forgot about the rest.

    @Help please merge them together. I'm f---ing up today...
     
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  8. Pinocchio
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    :lmaooo:no joke I thot this was shitposting/troll thread
     
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  9. Inland Empire Meme
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    I'm an unintentional expert in s--- troll posting.

    I want a life so badly, being cooked up in the house is boring and life-draining.
     
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  10. threee
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    Assuming a moral high ground and judging people probably isn't a good start
     
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  11. Buu
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    Buu

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    Don't try. Just speak. Going on a dating site lowest point, would be better off meeting them and talking to them face to face. I assume you have a job? Find a girl (from recent posts on females, you are in no positions to have preferences) ask her about herself, what music she likes, if she says hip hop.. Then you literally just opened a path for an entire branch of conversations. As you talk to her more, just slip a casual "are you trying to get lunch this afternoon" or "you want to see a movie tonight" interaction outside of where you met her.

    If you're trying to met a random girl at the mall or store, I'd compliment her first then engage in conversation. You see a Naruto in her cart? "So you enjoy anime right?" Another branch of conversations. If you make a certain impression, she'll most likely ask for your # or accept to give hers out to you.

    Girls really aren't that hard. The fact I made a lengthy post on it makes it worse
     
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  12. Inland Empire Meme
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    @Perfectbuu16 I read all of it, I agree with all of it.

    I'm going to stop making these threads, just go out there and f---ing talk to chicks.
     
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  13. threee
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    then get out of your house and do s---. Just being a decent person or whatever isn't a plus, it's a baseline. Learn guitar, start working out, pick up a cool hobby, whatever.
     
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  14. JFK
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    Really all the advice you could ever need.
     
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  15. Ordinary Joel
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    If you could link all the other threads you've made I'll merge them.
     
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  16. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

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    That's what I was going to say, we ain't looking through every thread on the site :fkcurry:
     
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  17. YungGawd
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    Girl: "Hi my name is Emily what is your's"
    TPK: "I'm autistic and look ugly :emoji_slight_frown:"
     
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  18. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

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    My best advice is too be really good looking with a huge d-ck... Also, be able to last for hours and eat p---- extremely well and have lots of money.
     
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  19. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

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    My non-admin advice: go to parties and drink a bit til you're feeling comfortable enough to walk up to strangers and engage in convos
     
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  20. Lamont
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    Honest, non trolly opinion? Learn how to box and get ripped. That will at least give you some confidence
     
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