Eminem DoSS: Expanded Stanley's Cut Edition

Started by BiG MONKEY, Oct 31, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. BiG MONKEY
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    Oct 31, 2024
    The long-awaited expanded Death of Slim that Eminem should have released is finally here, so you can all stop bugging me about it now. This is the definitive edition of the album and it replaces the original so if you don't like it that's too bad, because you are being forced to listen to it. And it goes without saying that if you disagree with any changes I've made, you're an idiot.


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    This is my modified version of Eminem's latest album, retouched and rearranged to my personal taste. I have scrapped several songs and introduced many others, including only 1) songs I consider "modern Eminem" (2013–), 2) songs or parts of songs I like with no attempt at being "objective", and 3) songs that fit the theme and vibe of the album. I have modified almost every track, and retitled those which as a result have lost any relation or relevance to their original titles to better suit the content. "Head Honcho" without the Ez Mil hook, for example, is now "Dirty Laundry" since you might say Eminem airs out his dirty laundry at the start of the verse and later uses the phrase (which I have overlain with a sample from "s--- Can Happen" to give it more prominence). As much as possible I have tried to make the album still feel like an album, meaning a cohesive body of work and not just a playlist of my favorite songs. To this end I've modified and ordered certain tracks very deliberately, so that they seem to be referencing each other, some very obviously and others more subtly. Some tracks like "Villain" ("a------" retitled) pick up on and further develop an idea that gets raised in the previous track (towards the end of "Venom"). The basic "death of Slim Shady" narrative has survived but shouldn't be taken too literally since "Slim Shady" appears again in a skit even after his apparent death in "Guilty Conscience 2" (although I would have preferred for the skit to come earlier there is no way to do it without spoiling the album's flow). This apparent plot hole isn't new though since on the original album "Marshall Mathers" seems to live on after the murder-suicide. Thus it's not so much a narrative to be taken literally as a metaphor. This comes through clearly in my version as well in the tracks "Nightmare" ("Marshall is dead in the water") and "Guts" ("The legend of the angry blonde lives on through you when I'm gone").

    Scrapped songs: Brand New Dance (reused the bridge), Road Rage (reused the interlude skit), Temporary, Tobey (reused the intro), Somebody Save Me

    Added: Tone Deaf, Walkthrough (retitled "The Cross"), Fall, Doomsday Pt. 2 (retitled "Murders in the Em Morgue"), Murdergram, Venom, Baby, The Ringer, b---, Guns Blazing, Rainy Days (retitled "Nightmare"), Chloraseptic remix ("Bin Laden"), a------ (retitled "Villain"), Believe, Guts ("Guts Over Fear")

    Renaissance
    Habits
    Trouble
    Evil
    All You Got (skit)
    The Cross
    Lucifer
    Antichrist
    Fuel
    Fall
    Baby
    Murders in the Em Morgue
    Murdergram
    Houdini
    Breaking News (skit)
    Guilty Conscience 2
    Steve Berman (skit)
    b---
    Dirty Laundry
    Bad One
    Guns Blazing
    The Ringer
    Nightmare
    Bin Laden
    Venom
    Villain
    Believe
    Guts Over Fear
    Curtains Close (skit)

    Renaissance - • added the Tobey outro and • extended the song with most of the I Will verse (used the rest for Fall)

    Habits - • added the bridge to the end, • replaced the background vocals "I'm sorry" and "what?" in the third verse with samples from "My Fault"

    Trouble - • added the bridge from "Brand New Dance", • removed the last few lines and repurposed them in "Guilty Conscience 2"

    Tone Deaf - • cut out the "ornana" line and • monotone flow in the third verse

    Evil - • added the first half of "Evil Twin"'s second verse at the end of the third verse

    The Cross [Walkthrough] - • cut out Grip, • added Kyrie & Luka "freestyle" at the end • added relevant snippet from the song "Devil's Night" to the start

    Lucifer - • added parts of the Kyrie & Luka verse in the middle and at the end of the song, • removed Sly Pyper's hook, • removed fart noises from Eminem's pre-hook, • removed Candace Owens rant, • added sample from "These Drugs" to the beginning

    Antichrist - • "Cassie" line uncut, • added "the devil came to Michigan" to all instances of the hook, • replaced MMLP2-era "Antichrist" snippet with one of the leaked '05 version snippets, • removed "get it?" after the Cosby line, • removed the "ew" in the second verse, • shortened the "brrt" in the first verse, • removed Bizarre's verse

    Fuel - • added "Antichrist" intro/transition • added Eminem's verse from the remix and used the beat and intro from Westside Boogie's verse, • added relevant samples from the "Chloraseptic" remix and "Believe" • removed JID

    Fall - • Tyler the Creator diss uncut, • added "I Will" snippet before the third verse ,• relevant 2001 interview snippet in the outro, • and "Kyrie & Luka" sample at the end of the song

    Baby - • added album trailer as an intro, • cleaned up potty humor

    Murders in the Em Morgue [Doomsday Pt. 2 - "Shady Edition" by MoreLuggen] - • added new "I Will" intro and added a sample from the clean version of Role Model to the end

    Murdergram - • cut Eminem's last verse short

    Houdini - • added relevant samples from "Under the Influence", "Without Me", and "3 a.m.", • amplified "Poof!" in the hook, • added 2000 Eminem's reaction to 2024 from the MV to the beginning

    Guilty Conscience 2 - • extended with "Trouble" and samples from "My Darling" and the SSEP intro

    b--- - • cut out Conway the Machine, • added new "Antichrist" intro, • added part of the leaked original verse, • shortened the beat switch part, • added sample from "Untouchable" at the end

    Dirty Laundry [Head Honcho] - • cut out Ez Mil, • added "Untouchable" intro, • added sample from "s--- Can Happen", • removed background "ew", • put Eminem's vocals from the removed hook at the end of the song and • added new reversed intro sound ending

    Bad One - • removed Candace Owens line, • replaced the staccato flow in the third verse with the Road Rage interlude skit, • replaced background "sorry" with the slurping sound from "The Real Slim Shady"

    Guns Blazing - • added "From the D 2 the LBC" intro

    The Ringer - • abridged by almost two minutes • removed the plane crash sound and repurposed it for "Bin Laden" and "Nightmare"

    Nightmare [Rainy Days] - • cut out Westside Boogie, • added sfx from the SSEP intro • added plane crash sound at the end which bleeds a few seconds into the next track

    Bin Laden [Chloraseptic remix] - • cut out Phresher • added new "Venom" ending

    Venom - • hook only repeats at the end of the song

    Villain [a------] - • first verse only, ending segues into next track

    Curtains Close [Guess Who's Back] (skit) - • replaced the Tobey fadeout at the beginning with the first few seconds of the TES Ken Kaniff skit


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    Oct 31, 2024
    This is cool; salute cheahcheahceahhcheah
     
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    BiG MONKEY Moonwatcher

    Nov 2, 2024
    Thanks but fa---- Youtube blocked it. For some reason Eminem songs never get blocked when uploaded individually though so I can still repost the album as a playlist.
     
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    Ripper Roo Im doin what COVID did theyll never get over it

    Nov 2, 2024
    They took it down because it’s too good, they don’t want people listening to this instead of the original DoSS album
     
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    BiG MONKEY Moonwatcher

    Nov 2, 2024
    So true, yo. Though I think it got blocked because of a bug in their copyright protection bot, YT has definitely been stifling my channel's reach lately. They've also reset my history recently so I can't even pin my own comments anymore until I build a "sufficient channel history" as though it was a new account. Probably because the weeping wiggers I've been beefing with and their even more brain dead minions have been reporting me constantly.

    Still though even with less than 200 views the video got almost a day of watch time :hmem:

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    To celebrate the election results I've just reuploaded the album. Playlist link in OP. Also updated Fall (new outro) and Lucifer (added fitting parts of the Kyrie & Luka verse) @SLAYAR @M Solo @Ripper Roo @eminemchat
     
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    Ripper Roo Im doin what COVID did theyll never get over it

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    Thank you for your hard work!
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    I think I prefer this to my redone Relapse which I never imagined Eminem could top. And in his 50s no less. The best possible Encore still trumps it though.
     
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    I guess everyone needs a hobby
     
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    Sick freak
     
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    @HALP can we get this clown/stalker out of my thread before it gets derailed please? Can't go 2 posts without this loon tryna grab my attention or destroying every topic on the forum.

    HELP!:laff:
     
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    Triggered lil snow Flake
     
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    Spends all his time making weird Eminem edits and searching for posts from 5 years ago then wonders why he can't get a girlfriend :'(
     
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    BiG MONKEY definitely needs to make some sort of cameo on the next Eminem album.
     
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    "I'm saving myself for marriage" :'(
     
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    Or at least a reference. I saved his career after all.
     
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    Nov 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM
    Thanks for bumping my thread Tonshor. This album is still a b-----r btw. Lucifer extended with the Kyrie & Luka verse @ 2:32 >>>



    It is rather funny to see Tonshor pretending to make fun of this with a straight face when he's been a stan since SL, anticipating all of Eminem's albums year after year up until DoSS. Is anyone actually buying his new too-cool-for-Eminem wigger act he's been putting on lately? LOL.
     
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    Nov 30, 2024 at 12:29 AM
    No one is saying being a em fan is bad, but you are just taking it too far bus. 30 something years old making Em edits is just weird and a major red flag.
     
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