Eminem Eminem at his dumbest - Worst lines of Em'

Started by Gustavo Jax, Sep 22, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Gustavo Jax
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    Sep 22, 2017
    This is a collection of Eminem most ridiculous lines.

    “I’m all outta gas, not so fast! uh your finger just went in my a---!
    Ow that hurts! take it out now
    Oh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
    This don’t mean I’m gay, I don’t like men
    I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
    Shove it up my butt,
    Let that little rascal nibble on my a------, uhh,
    Yeah, right there, right there,
    Ah I’m coming ah yeah,”

    [​IMG]

    “In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
    While he reaches in another grown man’s a---
    Grabs on his nuts but just what if
    It was never meant, it was just an accident
    But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in
    His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn’t mean it
    But his little weenie flinched just a little bit”

    [​IMG]

    “It may be disturbing, what I’m saying’s cringeworthy
    But I’m urinating on Fergie, call Shady number 81”

    [​IMG]

    “Do-doing, doing, doing
    So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?”

    [​IMG]

    “I knew I shouldn’t go and get another tattoo
    Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do?
    I go and get another one, now I got two
    Now I’m sittin' here with your name on my skin”

    [​IMG]

    “Sitting nude in my living room, it’s almost noon
    I wonder what’s on the tube
    Maybe they’ll show some boobs
    Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana, then
    I reach for the aloe and lanolin
    Bust all over the wall panelin'
    Dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle, and
    Grab my flannel and my bandana, then
    Kiss the naked mannequin man again
    You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in”

    [​IMG]

    "I’m the siren that you hear, I’m the butt police
    And I’m looking at your rear, rear, rear"


    "Now you get to watch her leave out the window
    Guess that’s why they call it window pane"


    Feel free to add something.

    Eminem a GOAT.
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 22, 2017
    What even makes the line from puke dumb

    Trash thread btw
     
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  3. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Sep 22, 2017
    I actually like a few of these
     
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  4. UofLCard
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Sep 22, 2017
    Negged for the endless gifs.
     
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  5. hellblazer
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    Sep 22, 2017
    Leave relapse outta this.
     
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  6. andreMarcel hokage
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    Sep 22, 2017
    em is kinda trash
     
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  7. attila
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    Sep 22, 2017
    Gustavo has just about as many trash posts & threads as Em does with songs/lines, so him saying anything is pretty awkward.
     
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  8. Hard Klyntar
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    Sep 22, 2017
    all classic songs
     
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  9. Buddha
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    Sep 22, 2017
     
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  10. eddie313
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    eddie313 MUSIC TO BE MURDERED BY

    Sep 22, 2017
    How about we make a thread about ur dumbest posts... how bout that huh? ...And ya Ems the GOAT
     
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  11. justwanttoseepostsagain
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    Sep 22, 2017
     
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  12. Backroad Bobby
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    Backroad Bobby Back 2 Back

    Sep 23, 2017
    Nice, copied them right off of reddit.
     
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  13. 1999
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    Sep 23, 2017
    Every eminem line
     
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  14. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Sep 23, 2017
    Ig it's bc he says "now I'm sitting here with your name on my skin" but he already had her on his skin from the first tattoo. Still stupid logic tho
     
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  15. deluxe wife
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    deluxe wife talkin bout bugsnax

    Sep 23, 2017
    Me and Yelawolf
    Tear the roof off this MFer
    You ain't got the umph
    You're a hoof to the foot of an elephant
    Hello toots, you look so eloquent
    That's what I tell a c----
    Come sit up front cause you're kicking my seat
    And I'm trying to tell the cashier what I want
    They say I act like an a------
    When I pull up at the White Castle
    And I ask for an appli-cation
    Throw it back in her face and
    Tell the b---- I'm a rapper, then I wack her
    In the head with a Whopper
    That I bought from BK, you expect me to be proper
    b---- you better pop in a CD of me immediately slut, ho
    Skidda dee da da
    Prada, not a chance
    I was thinking about buying you some clothes
    But Target's closed
    So I decided to mosey on over to K-Mart but the doors
    Was locked, what about some shoes I thought
    Great I suppose
    So I go to Payless but what'dya know
    They didn't carry a size eight in hoes
    Oh, this is ugly boy swag
    Putting toe tags on you motherfucking ho bags
    What a Trailer Trash pioneer
    I am yeah, that's why I'm here
    I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a motherfuckin' diary of diarrhea
    Me, Yelawolf and Gangsta Boo came here to show you a thing or two
    Bout sign language, middle fingers aimed at you
    So we don't gotta scream at you
    Ow, I just bit my bottom lip, it was an accident
    I went to go tell em all to go get f-----
    But I'm never gonna bite my tongue
    Little b----, throw it up
     
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  16. warner
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    Sep 23, 2017
    The whole of Insane...

    [Verse 1]
    I was born with a d-ck in my brain
    Yeah, f----- in the head
    My stepfather said
    That I s----d in the bed
    'Til one night he snuck in and said
    "We're going out back
    I want my d-ck s----d in the shed"
    Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
    "After I f--- you in the butt, get some head
    Bust a nut, get some rest"
    The next day my mother said
    "I don't know what the f---'s up with this kid!
    The b------ won't even eat nothing, he's fed
    He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead"
    "Debbie, don't let that f---er get you upset
    Go in there, stick a f---ing cigarette to his neck
    I'll bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you, I bet
    He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
    I'll go handle this, of course unless you object"
    "Aw, go f--- his brains out if any's left in his head"


    If you could count the skeletons in my closet
    Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it
    Is he nuts? No, he's insane
    If you could count the skeletons in my closet
    Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it
    Is he nuts? No, he's insane


    [Verse 2]
    (Did you get him?)
    Naw, f---er tried to bite my face off
    I just got f---in' chased off with a chainsaw
    Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f---in' blades off
    Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
    Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
    Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping-pong
    Then he played ping-pong with his own ding-dong
    That MFer's got nuts like King Kong
    Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
    And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
    Then he took his pants, he took every f---in' thing off
    Everything except his tanktop and his training bra
    Ain't he raw?
    Yeah, maniac, that's Shady dawg
    Man, that MFer's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
    Shady, dawg
    What be goin' through that f---in' brain of yours?
    Say no more
    What the f--- you waitin' for?
    Sing along


    If you could count the skeletons in my closet
    Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it
    Is he nuts? No, he's insane
    If you could count the skeletons in my closet
    Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it
    Is he nuts? No, he's insane


    [Verse 3]
    Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah)
    Well then, tell me
    Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
    f--- 'em in the a---, s--- the c-m out while you're belching
    Burp, belch, and go back for a second helping
    Can you dig what I'm saying, man?
    Can you smell me?
    I want you to feel me
    Like my stepfather felt me (Ooh...)
    f--- a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
    (Shady, what the f--- you saying?!)
    I don't know, help me!
    What the f---'s happening?!
    I think I'm f---ing melting
    "Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
    No, Dad - I said no!
    I don't need no help peeing
    I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
    I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
    She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
    But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsea
    "Well this is called a--- r--- and we're shooting the jail scene"


    If you could count the skeletons in my closet
    Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it
    Is he nuts? No, he's insane
    If you could count the skeletons in my closet
    Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it
    Is he nuts? No, he's insane
     
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  17. Mewtwo
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    Sep 23, 2017
    i just noticed, ems verse on throw it up is the exact equivalent to what logic sent in for sriracha hahahahaha
     
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  18. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Sep 23, 2017
    Insane is a classic and features some of his best rhyming ever. f--- off and leave Relapse out of this
     
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  19. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    Sep 23, 2017
    As soon as I read the thread title, I knew some r----- would say EXACTLY this. Thanks for being original.
     
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  20. 1999
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    Sep 23, 2017
    well you were wrong so, don't get mad at me for stating facts
     
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