Sep 22, 2017 This is a collection of Eminem most ridiculous lines. “I’m all outta gas, not so fast! uh your finger just went in my a---! Ow that hurts! take it out now Oh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in This don’t mean I’m gay, I don’t like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil, grab that tube, Shove it up my butt, Let that little rascal nibble on my a------, uhh, Yeah, right there, right there, Ah I’m coming ah yeah,” “In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut While he reaches in another grown man’s a--- Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant, it was just an accident But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn’t mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit” “It may be disturbing, what I’m saying’s cringeworthy But I’m urinating on Fergie, call Shady number 81” “Do-doing, doing, doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?” “I knew I shouldn’t go and get another tattoo Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do? I go and get another one, now I got two Now I’m sittin' here with your name on my skin” “Sitting nude in my living room, it’s almost noon I wonder what’s on the tube Maybe they’ll show some boobs Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana, then I reach for the aloe and lanolin Bust all over the wall panelin' Dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle, and Grab my flannel and my bandana, then Kiss the naked mannequin man again You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in” "I’m the siren that you hear, I’m the butt police And I’m looking at your rear, rear, rear" "Now you get to watch her leave out the window Guess that’s why they call it window pane" Feel free to add something. Eminem a GOAT.
Sep 22, 2017 Gustavo has just about as many trash posts & threads as Em does with songs/lines, so him saying anything is pretty awkward.
Sep 22, 2017 How about we make a thread about ur dumbest posts... how bout that huh? ...And ya Ems the GOAT
Sep 23, 2017 Ig it's bc he says "now I'm sitting here with your name on my skin" but he already had her on his skin from the first tattoo. Still stupid logic tho
Sep 23, 2017 Me and Yelawolf Tear the roof off this MFer You ain't got the umph You're a hoof to the foot of an elephant Hello toots, you look so eloquent That's what I tell a c---- Come sit up front cause you're kicking my seat And I'm trying to tell the cashier what I want They say I act like an a------ When I pull up at the White Castle And I ask for an appli-cation Throw it back in her face and Tell the b---- I'm a rapper, then I wack her In the head with a Whopper That I bought from BK, you expect me to be proper b---- you better pop in a CD of me immediately slut, ho Skidda dee da da Prada, not a chance I was thinking about buying you some clothes But Target's closed So I decided to mosey on over to K-Mart but the doors Was locked, what about some shoes I thought Great I suppose So I go to Payless but what'dya know They didn't carry a size eight in hoes Oh, this is ugly boy swag Putting toe tags on you motherfucking ho bags What a Trailer Trash pioneer I am yeah, that's why I'm here I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a motherfuckin' diary of diarrhea Me, Yelawolf and Gangsta Boo came here to show you a thing or two Bout sign language, middle fingers aimed at you So we don't gotta scream at you Ow, I just bit my bottom lip, it was an accident I went to go tell em all to go get f----- But I'm never gonna bite my tongue Little b----, throw it up
Sep 23, 2017 The whole of Insane... [Verse 1] I was born with a d-ck in my brain Yeah, f----- in the head My stepfather said That I s----d in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said "We're going out back I want my d-ck s----d in the shed" Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? "After I f--- you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest" The next day my mother said "I don't know what the f---'s up with this kid! The b------ won't even eat nothing, he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that f---er get you upset Go in there, stick a f---ing cigarette to his neck I'll bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you, I bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course unless you object" "Aw, go f--- his brains out if any's left in his head" If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane [Verse 2] (Did you get him?) Naw, f---er tried to bite my face off I just got f---in' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f---in' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping-pong Then he played ping-pong with his own ding-dong That MFer's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every f---in' thing off Everything except his tanktop and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady dawg Man, that MFer's gangsta, ain't he dawg? Shady, dawg What be goin' through that f---in' brain of yours? Say no more What the f--- you waitin' for? Sing along If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane [Verse 3] Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah) Well then, tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching? f--- 'em in the a---, s--- the c-m out while you're belching Burp, belch, and go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Can you smell me? I want you to feel me Like my stepfather felt me (Ooh...) f--- a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping (Shady, what the f--- you saying?!) I don't know, help me! What the f---'s happening?! I think I'm f---ing melting "Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being" No, Dad - I said no! I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see? I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsea "Well this is called a--- r--- and we're shooting the jail scene" If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
Sep 23, 2017 i just noticed, ems verse on throw it up is the exact equivalent to what logic sent in for sriracha hahahahaha
Sep 23, 2017 Insane is a classic and features some of his best rhyming ever. f--- off and leave Relapse out of this
Sep 23, 2017 As soon as I read the thread title, I knew some r----- would say EXACTLY this. Thanks for being original.
