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Started by JMG, Jan 16, 2022, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Jan 16, 2022
    You had a long day at work so u stopped at the bar to have a few drinks. You then drive home in the rain to your empty house to check for Em news. Instead you walk in and he's sitting nude on your couch. Only thing covering his d-ck is the new album.

    What you gonna do?
     
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    Jan 16, 2022
    Crazy hardcore stans:
    "give him a wig, so that I'd be f---ing Hailie that night".
     
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    Brazilianscammer

    Jan 16, 2022
    I would use your wife's a--- to pick it up
     
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  4. JMG
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    JMG

    Jan 16, 2022
    Great answer but this won't work. Em will be wearing a hood and his kango hat. I should of pointed that out but I will give you another chance.

    Winner of the thread gets Top Stan bragging rights btw.
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jan 17, 2022
    Walk up my stairs, open my big safe, pull out my shotgun and proceed to rob the queer c----.
     
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    Jan 17, 2022
    I would put a bbc dildo so deep in his a------ that he raps the whole rap god song for me after that c-m on his face and say to him don’t close your eyes p----. After we done i say to him please sent best wishes to hailie i miss her oh and buy #COTI
     
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  7. TheRealEbonIvore
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    Jan 28, 2022
    The fact that I clicked on this - does that make me gay?
     
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  8. Detroit24
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    Jan 28, 2022
    lmaooo great question
     
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    https://www.instagram.com/hailiejade/p/CZPfpOsOv5N/?utm_medium=copy_link

     
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    Inanna I’m not the one..

    Jan 28, 2022
    Welp, I’d have at it. Then listen to the album. [​IMG]
     
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  11. JMG
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    Jan 28, 2022
    I should of added a poll...
     
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Jan 28, 2022
    :dead:

    Forum does not deserve you. Someone needs to make a best/funniest poop dogg post thread.
     
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    @Carnifex @Detroit24 Man i appreciate all the luv thank you. Got a dogg cryin n and s---. :emoji_cry:
    #COTI out now btw
     
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    Jan 29, 2022
    The desperation of stans is immensive.
     
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  16. Detroit24
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    Jan 29, 2022
    haha lol

    a few of those banks tracks go hard! I’ll need to give it another spin since it was summer time when I was playing it

    Hope banks doesn’t take another decade to put out new solo material

    Hes got that nyc supergroup going now
     
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    The next banks album will change society for the better trust me
     
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    Jan 29, 2022
    A huge poll
     
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  19. Detroit24
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    Jan 29, 2022
    Em needs a new wardrobe...this is what he needs

     
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    Jan 29, 2022
    You think it's big? I doubt he would talk about it so much of it was small so you're probably right. Just weird to actually think about it idk.
     
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