Good Morning Ritual?

Started by Ricky, Mar 11, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Ricky
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    As we all know good morning = good day, so...
    What is your ritual to make your morning as best as possible?
    What you do in the morning, to start a day with smile on your face?
     
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  2. FreeAgent
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    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one s----d) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
     
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  3. Ricky
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    Oh my God:dead:
     
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  4. Narsh
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    Mar 11, 2016
    Three different alarms. Section80 while taking a s---. Jerk off. Listen to music while I shower.
     
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  5. mow
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    Mar 11, 2016
    Coffee.
     
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    Coffee + some good music, no social media... just me and coffee with music.
     
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  7. poopdogg
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    "the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut" - Lil Wayne
     
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  8. Raxofa
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    Mar 11, 2016
    Wake up, take a shower while I beat my d-ck in the shower, get ready, make breakfast and go on with my day (:
     
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  9. boyz n the suburbs
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    Mar 11, 2016
    Most of the time:
    Wake up to Good Morning by Kanye, make my brothers breakfast, have my morning cigarette, take a shower, wash my face, then brush my teeth. Pretty boring.

    Occasionally spice it up by having a coffee.
     
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  10. Dking002
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    coffe, take my medicine, listen to music/ watch the news while I drink my coffe. Then get to work
     
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    most of the times I try to balance my coffee mug on my morning wood :dkk:
     
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    Coffee only thing that matters to me. And silence. I hate people who talk to me when I just woke up
     
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    Literally the worst way to start your day is ppl constantly trying to talk to you.
     
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  14. Immy
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    Wake up > check phone > brush teeth > live
     
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  16. Heisenberg
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    Work day. Hit snooze until the last possible mintue, jump out of bed and brush teeth and piss then rush to work. Use the Kurig at work to make my 8 o'clock coffee.

    Off day. Hit snooze until the last possible mintue, slowly crawl out of bed, brush teeth and piss. Go to gym for run, come home s---, shower and make breakfast and 8 o'clock coffee. Watch Netflix with breakfast. Then walk dog.
     
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  17. Cyreides
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    Mar 16, 2016
    I usually roll out of bed as late as possible, pop in my earbuds, grab a cig if i got any (if not i walk down to the convience store to buy some if i got the $), then i crack open a pop and hop on pc

    shower eventually
     
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  18. Clive
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    Mar 16, 2016
    -Turn off alarm.
    -Check phone.
    -Take a s--- (Always happens, it's crazy).
    -Wash face
    -Eat Breakfast
    -Brush teeth
    -Get changed for work.
    -Head to work.
     
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