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How To Tell Someone They Stink

Started by Buu, Jan 11, 2017, in Life

  1. In the mornings, I'm the last person to get on the bus, and since my area populated, means not many seats to pick from. So since like December, I've HAD to sit with the same dude. He's Muslim. Dont know his name but i think the name tag says Alsad or something. And for a while he always has 1 spot open for someone even though all the other seats are filled.

    Underlining problem: this dude smells like ass checks. Every time I get on my face is like:
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    Like this dude f--king reeks. I feel all my scent from my cologne and brushed teeth just being sucked out. Tried sitting in the aisle but the driver cusses me out. I said he's Muslim because theres a religion thing not to shower, but f--k bruh you in high school about to dip. Dunno how to break it to him without being a complete ignorant dickhead.
     
    #1 Buu, Jan 11, 2017

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  2. theg
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    Jan 11, 2017 i am the god damn liquor

    dont be a pussy just say "shower man"
     
    #2 theg, Jan 11, 2017
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    Jan 11, 2017 Petty Narsh likes trap music

    just say " im sorry but you smell"
     
    #3 Meero, Jan 11, 2017
  4. Like I said, its against his religion and I dont want Allah to kill.
     
    #4 Buu, Jan 11, 2017
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  5. Ill do it casually. Like "dude why the f--k do you smell"
     
    #5 Buu, Jan 11, 2017
  6. I don't really know the kid so that's why I'm not trying to be blunt about it. Dude offers buu an open seat and minds his own business.
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 Astronaut

    Keep telling him he stinks on a daily basis, he might start getting paranoid and finally shower :idk:
     
    #7 Jehovah, Jan 11, 2017
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    Jan 11, 2017 Astronaut

    Is it really a religion thing not to shower? Sounds like you just made that shit up tbh
     
    #8 Jehovah, Jan 11, 2017
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  9. Something along the lines of they use basic oils to clean their bodies instead of actual soap
     
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    #9 Buu, Jan 11, 2017
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    Jan 11, 2017 Colder than a polar bear's toenails

    I always assumed it is since all the Muslims I've come to contact with where I live smell like some oils or ointments or something
     
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  11. BuffaloBoy
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    Jan 11, 2017 Hemorage Scoop

    All Asians naturally smell like shit, been known.
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 i am the god damn liquor

    who gives a f--k if it offends him man if the dude stinks tell him he stinks theres no need to dance around it to protect his feelings if he didnt have the courtesy to clean himself before leaving the house
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 Alive & well

    Lmao he an uneducated fakket this is so wrong Lmaooo, the second rule in Islam is to shower everyday and you can't pray unless you're fully cleaned and with perfume on
     
    #13 Owl 2034, Jan 11, 2017
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    Jan 11, 2017 Alive & well

    Do you know that f--king Muslims MUST do a full cleansing like 5 times a day?
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 @cockd0odle ƒ⦶ฬԼ⇼ᴍθuƑ

    oho heavy emphasis on the must!
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 Alive & well

    Why people like to speak on things they got like no idea about? Embarrassing
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 @cockd0odle ƒ⦶ฬԼ⇼ᴍθuƑ

    bro muslims are musty as f--k? i used to call narsh a musky hummus sucker
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 Alive & well

    Indians only bro
     
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    Jan 11, 2017 Alive & well

    I agree Indians f--king stink no offense
     
    #19 Owl 2034, Jan 11, 2017
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    Jan 11, 2017 @cockd0odle ƒ⦶ฬԼ⇼ᴍθuƑ

    true. thats how you know im racist and religiously insensitive because i classify them as the same thing
     
    #20 cockd0odle, Jan 11, 2017
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