How To Tell Someone They Stink

Started by Buu, Jan 11, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 11, 2017
    In the mornings, I'm the last person to get on the bus, and since my area populated, means not many seats to pick from. So since like December, I've HAD to sit with the same dude. He's Muslim. Dont know his name but i think the name tag says Alsad or something. And for a while he always has 1 spot open for someone even though all the other seats are filled.

    Underlining problem: this dude smells like a--- checks. Every time I get on my face is like:
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    Like this dude f---ing reeks. I feel all my scent from my cologne and brushed teeth just being s----d out. Tried sitting in the aisle but the driver cusses me out. I said he's Muslim because theres a religion thing not to shower, but f--- bruh you in high school about to dip. Dunno how to break it to him without being a complete ignorant dickhead.
     
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  2. theg
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    theg got that pma

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    dont be a p---- just say "shower man"
     
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  3. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

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    just say " im sorry but you smell"
     
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  4. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 11, 2017
    Like I said, its against his religion and I dont want Allah to k---.
     
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    Buu

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    Ill do it casually. Like "dude why the f--- do you smell"
     
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    Buu

    Jan 11, 2017
    I don't really know the kid so that's why I'm not trying to be blunt about it. Dude offers buu an open seat and minds his own business.
     
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  7. Jehovah
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    Keep telling him he stinks on a daily basis, he might start getting paranoid and finally shower :idk:
     
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    Is it really a religion thing not to shower? Sounds like you just made that s--- up tbh
     
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    Buu

    Jan 11, 2017
    Something along the lines of they use basic oils to clean their bodies instead of actual soap
     
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    K9l Colder than a polar bear's toenails

    Jan 11, 2017
    I always assumed it is since all the Muslims I've come to contact with where I live smell like some oils or ointments or something
     
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    83837477 Test Account

    Jan 11, 2017
    All Asians naturally smell like s---, been known.
     
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  12. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Jan 11, 2017
    who gives a f--- if it offends him man if the dude stinks tell him he stinks theres no need to dance around it to protect his feelings if he didnt have the courtesy to clean himself before leaving the house
     
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  13. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Jan 11, 2017
    Lmao he an uneducated fa---- this is so wrong Lmaooo, the second rule in Islam is to shower everyday and you can't pray unless you're fully cleaned and with perfume on
     
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    Do you know that f---ing Muslims MUST do a full cleansing like 5 times a day?
     
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    pHiLLip fARkLe @farkdoodle

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    oho heavy emphasis on the must!
     
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    Why people like to speak on things they got like no idea about? Embarrassing
     
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    pHiLLip fARkLe @farkdoodle

    Jan 11, 2017
    bro muslims are musty as f---? i used to call narsh a musky hummus sucker
     
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  18. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    Indians only bro
     
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  19. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    I agree Indians f---ing stink no offense
     
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  20. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe @farkdoodle

    Jan 11, 2017
    true. thats how you know im racist and religiously insensitive because i classify them as the same thing
     
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