Dec 3, 2016

On Reminder i first thought i heard Weeknd sing "you too busy trying to find that blue a------" i was like wtf
then i realized he sang "blue-eyed soul"

 

Dec 3, 2016

My b---- she a jew!

 

Dec 3, 2016

For the longest time I thought Amine said on "Caroline,"

"lets get coffee, like a Tarantino movie"

Which, I mean, kind of makes sense, especially with the lyrics that follow:

Don't wanna talk it out, can we f--- it out?
Cause we gon' be up all night, f--- a decaf
You say I'm a tall thug, guess I'm a G-raffe

 

Dec 3, 2016

rip pepsi - frank ocean

 

Dec 3, 2016

Kanye - POWER

I thought he said:
"As I look down on my dying men they crushed to pieces"

What he actually said:
"As I look down at my di-a-mond encrusted piece"

 

Dec 3, 2016

wht the f---
rip p---- c

 

Dec 4, 2016

this confusion fits well with your recent white girl j cole fandom

is Bryson tiller in your top 5 rappers oat?

 

Dec 4, 2016

 

Dec 4, 2016

Smashmouth - "All Star"

"She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger in her bum..."

If you didnt think those were the words you didn't have a childhood.

 

Dec 4, 2016

Why would she make, calls out the blue
Now I'm awake sleepless in June

Or is it

Now I'm awake still missing you

Or is it

Now I'm awake sleep isn't new

 

Dec 4, 2016

God, there are probably a ton of songs that I'm still mishearing.

 

Dec 4, 2016

Let me let you in on a secret: they do this on purpose

 

Dec 5, 2016

I was pretty sure Cam said "I got the toolie d-ck" on Losing weight

 

Dec 5, 2016

I forgot which song it was, but on my first listen I thought Young Thug said "dicky soup" or something similar.

 

Dec 5, 2016

I just f----- the dm lady in her mouth THO
That's some rnb s--- for the s--- hole

-Future

 

Dec 5, 2016

Young Thug - Wyclef Jean
the line where he says
"my money way longer than a nascar race"

I originally thought he was saying
"ma mumma may monger man a mama mase"
and it was just auto tuned mumble.

Then it happened with a Future song How it Was
when he says
"he look like he used to sell drugs, that's exactly how it was. take some sprite and take some codeine then just po' me up a cup"

I thought he was actually saying some
"heloolieheyootooselldrudasesatlyhowitwuh taysum spri and tay sum cody n just powme upacup"
robot garbage.

The reason i am now able to understand them is, well...

I thought something was up when my friends said they could understand these artists and I couldn't. So I got in my car and started playing MMLP2 on the way to the doctors for a hearing check up.
He checked my ears, no abnormalities. we were stumped, so he did a general check up. lungs, heavy smoke inhalation but fine otherwise. Heartbeat, good. BMI, fine. weight, fine. blood pressure, fine. Everything seemed ok. The Doctor was again stumped, so he sent me to the hospital for a more thorough examination. And they took a quick look at me, i told them the problem and they insisted on giving me a cat scan just to make sure everything was fine. So after coming out they directed me to a waiting room and said the scans and a doctor would be with me shortly. i sat there for about 3 mins before a doctor burst through the door in a panic
Confused, I asked him
"Did you figure out why Future and Young Thug sound like autotuned mumbling to me?"

he replied and said
"There is almost 0 brain activity in your head and it's a surprise you're even alive, let alone not a complete vegetable. You're going to need a brain transplant right away"

since then i can understand Future and Young Thug no worries. for some reason MMLP2 sounds like s--- now though.

 

Dec 5, 2016