Eminem MTBMB Side B Favorite witty/clever/funny lyrics

Started by Hipper2dHoppert, Dec 22, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Hipper2dHoppert
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    Dec 22, 2020
    Listened to the album a few times now and just tonight in my car I (finally) understood this lyric and it made me laugh out loud.
    Alfred's Theme :
    "I'm Diddy's side b----
    What the f---? Hold on, wait
    "I'm Diddy's side b----?"
    Em flippin the papers of his rhymebook
    Oh, I'm still east side, b----."

    What's your favorite?
     
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  2. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth

    Dec 22, 2020
    What rhymes with pariah?

    ...

    Uhm, Lego?
     
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  3. Deeznuts69
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    The opening to zeus
     
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  4. SOX84
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    honestly this throws me off every time.. am I missing something what's witty about it? is he just being stupid? serious question lol
     
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  5. The Real Slim Shady
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    In relation to this threads title: check every single song.
     
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  6. Jpearse84
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    He throws up Lego in the Godzilla video. The thought of Mariah makes him want to throw up. Theory one. Theory two he doesn't want to name check her but wants the audience to do the work.
     
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  7. aleeex1923
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    Mariah Carey is an American singer, songwriter, record producer, and actress who provided the voice of Mayor McCaskill, the mayor of Gotham City in The LEGO Batman Movie.
     
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  8. Whitefox
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    Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
    The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous
    Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
    It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
     
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  9. icecube
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    I think the Mariah line is seriously been over thought. It's obvious "Mariah" rhymes with "Pariah" so he just throw a curve ball.
     
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  10. Jpearse84
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    I think it's linked to the Godzilla video.
     
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  11. Rodamon
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    It's okay not to like my s---
    Everything's fine, drink your wine, b----
    And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, b----

    Paul's askin' for Christmas off again
    I said, "No," then I spit this song for him
    It goes

    b----, I can make "orange" rhyme with "banana" (Yeah)
    Oranana

    Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas
    At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma

    Aftermath, b----, whole camp's lit
    We put out fire, Dre stamps it


    A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars (Priors)
    Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now
    That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car (Woo)

    I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so, b----, don't start

    Tone Deaf had me chuckling a few times, I was surprised in a good way
     
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  13. Niels7878
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    There are so much, but I laughed way too hard at:
    “You heard of Kris Kristofferson? Well I’m Piss Pissedofferson.”
     
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    Album is filled w clever lines tbh
     
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    'Cause the game is mine, like an IED (yeah)
    If they ever do cancel me like Live PD
    I said I'm takin' some of you with me if I'm leaving (brr)
    It's time to murder you now, sike, leave me
    I might knee deep to the f---in' ice, Z, Z
    Rappin' circle around these ho's
    Just like gurgles and every word from my mouth so fire
    I should be burnt to the ground
    There's a f---in' circus in town, yeah b----, this verse finna clown ICP
    R. Kelly sex tape, I see pee (whoa)
    My s--- is intense, like tipis
     
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  16. Truth Himself
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    Eminem says some lines that seem so obvious they make me wonder how the h--- I've never heard another rapper say it like “this Instru’s mental”
     
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    I've got an ear inFUCKtion and I c---- FINGER it out
     
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  18. Z Gangsta
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    Exactly... i wonder this too, sometimes it’s so clever but simple u wonder why no one came up with it before..
    like ICP (I see pee) lol.. you’re all hitched to my c---.. theres lots of them from the last ten years... ”you aint got a remote chance to control me”
     
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    This is definitely one of my favourite lines lmao
     
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    And you could say I'm a little bit immature
    But this type of literature got me a little richer

    Simple yes, but just love those bars
     
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