People losing it over mugshot suspect's age

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    People are losing it over this alleged car thief’s police mugshot because they cannot believe the suspect’s listed age.

    Murad Mansurovich Kurbanov was arrested on Tuesday and charged with stealing a rental vehicle, failure to stop at the command of police and reckless driving, according to KUTV2News.

    The station shared the story on its Facebook page and sparked a social media frenzy. But it wasn’t the suspect’s alleged crime that tickled readers, it was age. Kurbanov is just 19.

    “Where’s the 19 yr old?? I only see the 40 yr old,” wrote Princess Hernandez.

    “OTOH, He’ll never have to worry about getting carded for the senior discount at KFC,” quipped Mike Finnegan.

    “If that dude is 19 then I’m 12,” said Bob Wilks.

    “He’s listed as 19 but his hairline is definitely 52,” added Arden Parker.

    And Jenn H Hudson joked: “Someone stole his youth, he’s just trying to get it back.”

    more: https://www.news.com.au/technology/...t/news-story/56e87812c0dfa63536f0caec8e215614
     
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    Poor kid
     
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    Metheads at 19 looks like this tbh.
     
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    lmao I guessed 38
     
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    Dec 28, 2018
    hes my age
    thats......... depressing
     
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    Same lol
    I still look like a mid-teen
     
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    19 and slaying :emoji_kissing_heart:
     
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    i cant even grow facial hair lmao
     
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