Eminem Pitchfork: Eminem's latest is woke, welcome, and... unlistenable

Started by Mikey, Dec 8, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Mikey
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    Dec 8, 2017
    https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/eminem-untouchable/

    @EminemSXN
     
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  2. DontKnow
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Dumb thread, like you.

    You're gonna hate him till the death? Lucky you. You can spend a lot of time lol
     
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  3. VALTER
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    Dec 8, 2017
    not worth to make thread for this
     
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  4. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Dec 8, 2017
    how is it unlistenable when it got 2 millions listens in 13 hours?
     
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  5. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 8, 2017
    I would agree with the ideas expressed here, definitely.
     
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  6. asvdawg
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Eminem could literally re-release Lose Yourself and they would still s--- on it
     
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  7. Bojack
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    Dec 8, 2017
    pitchfork was funny when they started doing this with em like 7 years ago
    but at this point its just embarrassing
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Definitely some good messages in there somewhere but the track itself is just a horrible attempt at "music"

    Terrible, terrible song
     
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  9. Freestyle
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Happened on ShadyXV lmao
     
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  10. asvdawg
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Well i didnt read their review of that song but i know shady xv as a whole was sh---ed on lol
     
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  11. Bojack
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    Dec 8, 2017
    no one forced you to listen to it..
    on the other hand you guys bother to much to say how yall experts at anything
     
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  12. Big Dangerous
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    Um ookay? Lol I'm a fan of Marshall of course I'm going to listen to the track, and give my opinion on a forum devoted to discussion of his music

    Any other unnecessary explanations you want to add?
     
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  13. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Dec 8, 2017
    I swear there’s a requirement for all pitchfork writers to have been shoved in a locker at least once in their life. I don’t even necessarily disagree with the write up but reading this is so cringe-worthy at times. This bit in particular:

    “But the medium for that message is hugely flawed. There’s a level of Macklingto a white celebrity rapper following the above line with, “And I admit there have been times where it’s been embarrassing to be a white boy,” as if Marshall Mathers’ mortification is of any import here.”

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  14. Michael Myers
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Its bitchfork... obviously
     
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  15. Bojack
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    Dec 8, 2017
    idc if you re a fan im just sayin you been bitchin constantly about this album or whatever
    so you dont have to be a ''fan'' anymore..
    also nothing is more unnecessary than spending a whole month on the revival thread to say the same thing all over.. js
     
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  16. Bojack
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    Dec 8, 2017
    tbh em shouldve pull a benzino on them since 2010 lol
     
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  17. KrissGRam
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Yeah I much don’t care for threads like these and appreciate praises Eminem’s latest works while still being a fan
     
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  18. magicobraga
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    magicobraga Random GOAT

    Dec 8, 2017
    The hook sound unfinished but the rest is better than the original.
     
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  19. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Dec 8, 2017
    That headline is way more severe than the review. Maybe I'm grading Em on a curve, but I like it well enough. He should've released this before he dissed Trump tbh. Probably would've reached the base that he's addressing on better faith.
     
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  20. Rebeliant
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    Dec 8, 2017
    Pitchfork :lmaooo:
     
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