J Cole Luke's Official List of J. Cole's Fart Lines

Started by Cool Hand Luke, Dec 23, 2014, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Cool Hand Luke
    Posts: 647
    Likes: 1,382
    Joined: Feb 16, 2011

    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

    Dec 23, 2014
    [​IMG]

    b------s always on my d-ck, I wear a condom when I s---.
    - On & On

    Shittin on n----s like a n----- was still a baby.

    - The Come Up​

    MFer, I'm the s---, I pass gas when I feel.
    - Sky Boy​

    Aye this is big s--- poppin', you gon' need a plunger.
    - Heartache​

    They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own s---.
    - Royal Flush​

    They light a fire under my a--- n----- my s--- hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes n----- your s--- not.
    - Waterbreak

    These n----s thinking they the s--- and they ain't even farted yet.
    - Last Call​

    I be shi--ing on my n----s and my dough be farting.
    -The One​

    n-----, eat a d-ck, we the s---, no flushing.
    - Disgusting​

    You wanna know how I know I'm the s---? 'Cause I keep clogging up the toilet.
    -Disgusting​

    I'm on that s--- as if I was the flies.
    -Premeditated Murder​

    I potty train n----s, yeah, this that teach you 'how to s---'.
    - Bun B For President​

    I'm the s---, you the stools.
    - Wireless Festival 2010 Freestyle​

    You the s--- only cause I digested you n----s.
    - See It To Believe It​

    I let you feel like you the s---, but boy you can't out-fart me.
    - Dollar & A Dream III​

    Swallowed the key to my cell, which means,
    I got an impossible lock to pick,
    And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of s---.

    - The Cure​

    Now they tell me “man you like the realest s--- I ever smelt."
    - The Cure​

    f--- is that smell? I smell bs, it must be an election year.
    - Get Free​

    I'm the s--- you the s--- stains.
    - Backstage verse at Kendrick Lamar show​

    Grew up in this b---- without a pot to piss, no toilet, how ironic, I took a lot of s---
    - Tears For ODB​

    She put up with this s--- like she work at the zoo, true
    - Sparks Will Fly​

    If your s--- don't stink, n-----, my ship won't sink
    - Revenge Of The Dreamers

    Straight shi--ing on these piss poor rappers, I'm back
    - Everybody Dies

    What's that smell, where's your diaper s--- here
    - She's Mine Pt. 2

    I'm as small as a fly with the s--- I'm on
    - Live and Learn

    JCN fam forever.​
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2018
    Apr 19, 2024
  2. Mike Tyson
    Posts: 20,021
    Likes: 63,046
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011

    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 23, 2014
    Thanks for brining back this classic :laff:

    Pinned.
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  3. Myril
    Posts: 1,168
    Likes: 846
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Syria

    Myril Resurrected

    Dec 23, 2014
    Cole stans shook.
     
    #3
    1
    Kumie likes this.
    1
    Kumie likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  4. Mike Tyson
    Posts: 20,021
    Likes: 63,046
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011

    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 23, 2014
    Cole stans are the one who made this list :drake4:
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  5. Myril
    Posts: 1,168
    Likes: 846
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Syria

    Myril Resurrected

    Dec 23, 2014
    You guys only made it so we non Cole stans couldn't make it. And now you guys are trying to play it down. But we don't fall for those simple games, belie dat. Not even Eminem sinks as low as Cole.
     
    #5
    0 0
    Apr 19, 2024
  6. Cruz
    Posts: 1,276
    Likes: 4,106
    Joined: Nov 30, 2014

    Dec 23, 2014
    the n----- in your avi was shook

     
    Apr 19, 2024
  7. Mike Tyson
    Posts: 20,021
    Likes: 63,046
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011

    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 23, 2014
    Right, someone went through every Cole song and compiled this list today so that you guys couldn't do it first. n----s have been building this list for the last 4 years fam :laff:
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  8. Myril
    Posts: 1,168
    Likes: 846
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Syria

    Myril Resurrected

    Dec 23, 2014
    I was half way through his songs when this dude posted it.
     
    #8
    1
    Mike Tyson likes this.
    1
    Mike Tyson likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  9. Cool Hand Luke
    Posts: 647
    Likes: 1,382
    Joined: Feb 16, 2011

    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

    Dec 23, 2014
    Lol ok
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  10. Bliss
    Posts: 4,307
    Likes: 12,488
    Joined: Dec 23, 2014

    Bliss I don't have any bitches

    Dec 23, 2014
    Some of the dudes remind me of KTT so much. Can't wait til I get comfortable and invade the Eminem section.
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  11. Creation
    Posts: 1,652
    Likes: 2,578
    Joined: Nov 23, 2014

    Creation By Any Means

    Dec 23, 2014
    @Luke are you the dude who was on SL for a while & moved the KTT, i can't put my finger on it right now, but i know you had a completely different name.
     
    jmillithauglybasedgod likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  12. Cool Hand Luke
    Posts: 647
    Likes: 1,382
    Joined: Feb 16, 2011

    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

    Dec 23, 2014
    Yessir thats me

    I was ElephantStealth and lukekdn
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  13. Oldboy
    Posts: 50,757
    Likes: 158,100
    Joined: Feb 14, 2011

    Oldboy Administrator

    Dec 26, 2014
    thats a lot of fart lines
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  14. Charlie Work
    Posts: 14,879
    Likes: 25,809
    Joined: Nov 28, 2014

    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Dec 26, 2014
    Cole got more s--- lines than coke smugglers
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  15. Ye the Goat
    Posts: 530
    Likes: 697
    Joined: Dec 1, 2014

    Dec 30, 2014
    LOL. LLOYD BANKS stan. :biz:
     
    jmillithauglybasedgod likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  16. Myril
    Posts: 1,168
    Likes: 846
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Syria

    Myril Resurrected

    Dec 30, 2014
    Test me again and your life won't ever be the same
     
    #16
    0 0
    Apr 19, 2024
  17. Deadpool
    Posts: 40,384
    Likes: 102,187
    Joined: Dec 23, 2014

    Deadpool the end

    Jan 8, 2015
    Love the aroma in this thread
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  18. FrenchKick
    Posts: 911
    Likes: 1,772
    Joined: Dec 25, 2014

    Jan 8, 2015
    :laff: telling that is weird especially in this thread :laff:
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  19. Red Rum
    Posts: 5,355
    Likes: 7,054
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011

    Jan 12, 2015
    Pooping as i read this
     
    jmillithauglybasedgod likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  20. johnny waverock
    Posts: 1,264
    Likes: 3,235
    Joined: Dec 23, 2014
    Location: L.A.

    johnny waverock nostalgiatic

    Jan 13, 2015
    G-G-G G-G-G Get the f--- outta here
     
    Apr 19, 2024