SXN80's Parents Club

Started by RetiredAccount, Dec 14, 2020, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    This thread is for all sectioneighty parents. Whether you need support or advice, if you want to share funny stories, or you just want to talk to other people who know what an honor it is to be a parent, post away.

    This is to you, SectionEighty's Parents.


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  2. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    @icecube @JMG you are both parents. Who else?
     
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  3. Martha Stewart
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    Martha Stewart Don't @ me

    Dec 14, 2020
    My son gonna be a thug
     
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  4. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    you're a dad? or is this a future son?
     
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  5. Martha Stewart
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    Martha Stewart Don't @ me

    Dec 14, 2020
    I fathered a lot of hustlers
     
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  6. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Dec 14, 2020
    My 2 year old pulled down the christmas tree last night. He thought it was hilarious. This was the 3rd time.
     
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  7. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    sounds like something that was super adorable the first time and a pain in the a--- each other time lol
     
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  8. Martha Stewart
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    Martha Stewart Don't @ me

    Dec 14, 2020
    Fake tree or is your son built?
     
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  9. lil uzi vert stan
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    Dec 14, 2020
    lol sounds like a troll in training tbh
     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Dec 14, 2020
    If you guys need a break while you're posting, drop 'em off in here and we'll keep an eye on them
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  11. Ricky
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    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO â„¢

    Dec 14, 2020
    Father of the year
     
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  12. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Dec 14, 2020
    - this post has been approved by Immigration and Customs Enforcement
     
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  13. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Dec 14, 2020
    real talk this dog cage looks so much more pleasant than the ICE cages
     
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  14. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    is this included in my donation
     
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  15. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

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    No, you have access to Premium Plus Daycare where @Loyalty personally babysits your kid
     
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  16. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    where is loya these days? any word from him in staff section?
     
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  17. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Dec 14, 2020
    Im not a parent but I did have a pregnancy scare about a month or so back. I was not ready for that. I cant be a parent. Im still figuring out who I am as a person
     
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  18. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Dec 14, 2020
    I've got a 4 year old boy and a 9 month old girl. We thought the boy would be really jealous but he wasn't. However this morning he decided to throw a wooden ball at her head. Nearly ended up in hospital. Wasn't fun!
     
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  19. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Dec 14, 2020
    geez. i have a five month old girl and haven't had to bring her to the hospital yet but I'm nervous for the inevitable first trip.
     
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  20. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Dec 14, 2020
    You're heart will stop. As a father, your job is to protect her. She will inevitably hurt herself and you will feel like you've failed.

    Hospital trips and when they're sick with fever is the worst. Absolutely heart breaking.
     
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