Why god why ...childhood moments?

Started by Oldboy, Nov 23, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    any moments of your childhood when you remember make you go upload_2015-11-23_21-35-57.png
     
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    Ice cream man gave out s--- ice cream
     
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    I owned an ICP shirt in middle school :mjcry:
     
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    i brought a girl candy bars...like 50 of them

    and for some odd reason i opened all 50 and sprayed them with perfume and wrapped them back up

    .. i dont know why i thought this was a good idea...i thought it would be cool if she ate good smell candy and she will like me..she ate two and started vomitting and they took her to the hospital
     
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    sleep tight pupper
     
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    Koolo the killer
     
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    she made it
     
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    :lmaooo:
     
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    U ever date her?
     
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    she told her parents about my candys and they told my dad and he grounded me...i wanted to prove to him my candy were not the reason for this so i ate one infront of him..and actually nothing happened to me but i grew a liking to this candy/perfume thingy..they were weirdly good..so i started eating them after school regularly .. then i had a food poisoning like 2 months later cuz i started spraying them on more daring candys that involved caramel
     
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    Then koolos sprayed the perfume on his d-ck and she only gagged instead of throwing up


    And that's how he met your mother
     
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    okay this corny
     
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    There was a guy called getbannedrealsteady and we were in the group called New Nikkas. One day he got banned on greatest rap forum ever. I thought it would be a good idea to show support for him so I changed my avy to his avy. Everyone were disapointed: my father @Deadpool, even @Koolo himself. I regret that to this day. It's hard to be a kid...
     
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    ugh I have soooo many clumsy stories.
     
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    :drakenerd: We got all day
     
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    so when i was in like.. 2nd or 3rd grade, this girl had this badass a bug's life keychain

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    i had been wanting one and never got it... and i really f---ing wanted it cause i had a bugs life backpack
    so when i saw she had one... i decided it had to be mine

    so one day everyone is heading for the door to leave for recess and i think I'm sly and kinda wait at my desk..everyone exits the classroom and i remember i hit the floor and belly crawled toward her desk and made it under her desk... so I'm sitting under her desk feeling around for her backpack and i find the keychain and take that s---.. i go over to my desk and put it in my backpack (at this point I'm in the classroom alone, lights are off and the door is closed) so i think i just succeeded and walk toward the door.. i open the door and step outside and the entire class is just lined up waiting for me

    i guess the teacher knew i was still in there and was making the class wait for me before leaving.. no worries, i said i had to tie my shoes or something and no one 2nd guessed it

    fast forward to the end of the day... everyone is packing up their stuff to go home and the girl literally starts screaming "i lost my keychain, someone took my keychain" and was flipping her s---... now... i've never stolen anything before and i very clearly remember this keychain being the first thing i ever stole and in my head i must have just gotten caught cause my face said "oh f---" and literally like 5 seconds into the girl screaming about her stolen property, the teacher turns around and looks directly at me

    needless to say, i got caught and this probably explains why i think stealing is bad.. my first attempt was a huge flop :wow2:
     
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    Once I spat in my cousins drink and he drank it. Dunno why i did it but i thought i was hilarious
     
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    I peed on myself in 5th grade ...
    .....we were having a fire drill and the teacher wouldn't let me leave to go use the BR......there was a huge puddle of piss under my seat....everyone knew... and whats worse is I had to participate in the fire drill with my pants wet, the teacher tied a shirt around my waist so no one else would know, but I was so embarrassed.
     
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    In the fifth grade, I listened to Soulja Boy's song Crank That...



    And liked it
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    It was my jam.
     
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    One time we ran out of toilet paper in 3rd grade so I used my sock... The toilet clogged and the janitor came and everything and made this huge scene about it because a sock was clogging it up bad, but then the teacher clearly saw that I only had one sock on and they knew I just wiped my a--- with a sock :emoji_slight_frown:

    Some kids I went to elementary school with still give me s--- about it to this day
     
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