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Started by Cunner, Jun 19, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jun 19, 2017
    be a chicken for a day or a turtle for a week?
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jun 19, 2017
    i was gonna say turtle, but some fa---- will probably put you on your back, gotta watch out for that s--- for an entire week. Being a chicken would be s--- as, but it is only a day... think im going with turtle, i'll just hang in the water to avoid fa----s
     
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jun 19, 2017
    yup similar thinking, idek if i could survive a whole week as a turtle but if you were able to find the EAC that could be a goat week but could easily get eaten or flipped.
     
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  4. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Jun 19, 2017
    lmao
     
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    Allis Mines

    Jun 19, 2017
    Turtles can breath through their a--- holes wich must feel good so il go with that
     
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  6. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

    Jun 19, 2017
    If I am what I eat, I'm already a chicken, so I'll go with turtle. I'm always in for new adventures.
     
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  7. Joey
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    Joey

    Jun 19, 2017
    Turtles are gangsta asf
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Jun 19, 2017
    You're a c---? :shaq:
     
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  9. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Jun 19, 2017
    hes eating one
     
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  10. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

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    Allis Mines

    Jun 19, 2017
    also turtles have hardcore penises, male chickens aint even got a c--- f--- having a cloaca
     
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  12. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Jun 19, 2017
    ARE YOU EATING A f---ing c--- OR NOT?????
     
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  13. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Jun 19, 2017
    I said that in joe budden voice btw
     
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  14. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

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    No, I'm not Mr. President
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Jun 19, 2017
    Are you implying you are gonna use that penis?
     
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    Hard Klyntar

    Jun 19, 2017
    I think yes, that's pretty much what he is implying I would add him on my sus list .
     
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    Allis Mines

    Jun 19, 2017
    you telling me the first thing you would do is something other than finding out what turtle puss is like
     
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  18. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jun 19, 2017
    Be a turtle and hope I drink some serum that turns me into the fifth TMNT.
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

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    BSCalrissian "Hip Hop and Rap yeah that's where my hearts at"

    Jun 19, 2017
    Turtle

    Chance is too high that I end up in caging
     
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