Film Are american movie critics out of touch?

Started by Dread or Alive, Jan 28, 2018, in Entertainment Add to Reading List

  1. Dread or Alive
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    Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Jan 28, 2018
    I went on a date a few weeks ago with my ex gf to watch a movie and i decided to look at the reviews to make a decision as to what movie to watch, without doing proper research as i was on the road and low on data.

    Unfortunately i ended up watching the last Jedi. To be fair visually speaking it's a great movie, but let's be real here. Everyone know's it's garbage, and i don't venture this sxn much but i know it's ben thoroughly destroyed here already.


    But is this a one off thing or are critics of movies (gaming has a similar issue but not as bad) in america just completely disconnected from the usual movie going audience?
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Safety first!

    Jan 28, 2018
    Critics don't look at how enjoyable a movie is just at the 'artistic' shit (I guess).

    I have seen multiple 'well made' movies that suck or are boring as f--k imo.

    Ask @Vahn about this
     
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    pop

    Jan 28, 2018
    a movie critics opinion shouldn't matter. they aren't fun people
     
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    Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Jan 28, 2018
    Yeah but the last jedi is enjoyable in some ways. It just has a shit story, shit execution and shit characters, which is normally the thing critics would rip the f--k apart.

    I watched the 300 the other day and enjoyed it. Critics think it's unwatchable lol.
     
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  5. Vahn
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    butterfly jewels beauty

    Jan 28, 2018
    Yes american critics are out of touch
     
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    Jan 28, 2018
    I honestly can't wait until this whole "last jedi is garbage" meme goes away.
     
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    Jan 28, 2018
    The movie industry has been trash for the past 7+ years, maybe I'm also out of touch.

    The only good new movie I've seen this decade that I can think of was Get Out. And I can name dozens from the 00s and 90s, etc.
     
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    Jan 28, 2018
    Go watch Hostiles in theaters now...no lie its the best western since Unforgiven
     
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    I dont watch anything rated less than a 8 on IMDB
     
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    Jan 28, 2018
    it's actually a really good film
     
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    i fucked your missus

    Jan 28, 2018
    also, what the f--k are you talking about "are critics out of touch?" this was like well known this was the most divisive star wars film look at it's dirty tpotato score
    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi
     
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    Jan 28, 2018
    Star wars fans are never happy cuz they live in their own little Jedi worlds of no sex and no social interaction
     
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    i fucked your missus

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    i fucked your missus

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    actually wait that's not true, i think about 5-10 years after the films are released everyone's happy. 1,2,3 were like absolute buzzkills when they were released but people seem to love them today
     
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    Jan 28, 2018
    Will happen with force awakens and last Jedi as well
     
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    i fucked your missus

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    yeah u just gotta wait for the new one to come out. that Han Solo movie will be so shit people will turn around and say the last jedi was dope
     
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    it has like all of one shit character. at worst there are other forgettable characters.
     
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    Some critics get paid to suck off certain movies. The people don't. I like Chris Stuckmann's reviews but his trash ass Last Jedi movie made it seem like it was the greatest SW film of all time. The Mouse cut him a nice check I bet. Jody's Corner Last Jedi review was on point.
     
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    All we need is Obi Wan spin-off with Ewan McGregor
     
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    i fucked your missus

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    Can't stand the reviews so just stopped watching them "I'm ACTUALLY LIEK THE BIGGGUST STAH WOZ FAN! and floating jedi in space is absolute retarded shit! f--k disney! they ruined everything and are dumb fucks! all their fault!"

    George Lucas vision before the Disney buy @ 3 minute mark;


    George made this shit cannon before Disney.
     
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