Broke My Jaw

Started by Worm, Mar 7, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Worm
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    Mar 7, 2018
    Anyone ever get their jaw wired shut and have any good blended food ideas? Got in an accident last weekend and cracked my chin which resulted in a fracture in each side of my upper jaw. Been drinking protein shakes with blended fruits the last 3 days...also some chicken noodle soup blended up. Both are getting old quick.

    And before you make a suggestion. I've already had
    1.a Boost for breakfast,
    2. an Ensure for dessert
    3. couldn't eat pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp
    Working on my first album as well.

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  2. DKC
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    Mar 7, 2018
    Glad you're ok man. I had jaw surgery when I was 18 and it was much of the same as you ate unfortunately. I ended up blending some spaghetti and meat sauce as well. s--- sucks.
     
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  3. Worm
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    How long were you wired for...did they put you out? These sick f---s didn't sedate me and it took 3 hours. One of the most painful procedures I've ever had done.

    That spaghetti and meat sauce sounds amazing right now. How was it not thick though
     
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  4. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Mar 7, 2018
    dont usually enjoy my meals blended so idk but peanut butter and other nuts are a requirement when making any brotein shake. especially chocolate brotein shake
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

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    also nice excuse there with the car accident story. but u cant hide the facts from me, I heard the real story is @Biggs pulled up to you on the mean streets ready to throw blows and you were so amazed by his ugliness and the amount of pimples on his face that your jaw dropped and broke isself
     
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    sometimes i get wisdom teeth pain and it runs like an entire side of my mouth, like along the gums and it's really hard to eat food with this going on but I found that if you have like 20 bongs it doesn't matter anymore
     
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    also if you're hungry but can't eat solid food i'd also reccomend a bong or 20 just spin a bit of tobacco and your good to go should k--- your appetite, if not, smoke more
     
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    I still see his face when I close my eyes
     
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    Mar 7, 2018
    Ouch get well soon fam...I remember a kid I coached once had the same fate and was stuck sipping blended food for a month & a half. Hope your recovery goes faster than that.
     
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    actually i'm an expert on shakes and blended foods. go to your local supermarket and pick up a pack of frozen mango for $4 (it is usually packaged in morocco or brazil or some other tropical 3rd world f--- hole, but the mango is good i assure you) next you put this s--- in a blender or a nutri-bullet as i use and this is the best part, you just chuck s--- in and it tastes good. like i stole one of my little brothers juice boxes and just emptied that f---er in with a scoop of ice cream. tasted like boost, but not like i was drinking some $9.50 hipster c---- drink, feels really good.

    then here is the best part, out of all the nutritional s--- you get from the mango, it has myrcrens and terpenees in it which can make substances pass through the blod brain barrier easier, meaning if you smash sum bongs after mangoes you'll get a bit more f-----. great food imo.
     
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    like 4 bucks for a small bag of frozen mango, f--- me c---- that's cooked! 1 single mango probs cost you about that much!! supermarket bargain!!
     
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    my thoughts and prayers :emoji_pray:
     
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    Yeah I bought a big bag of frozen mixed fruit. Has mangoes strawberries and I add a banana and top it off with a Percocet....but we just got like 20 inches of snow so now my powers out and I can't blend anything :'(
     
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    I actually didn't have my jaw completely wired shut, it was just rubberbanded for about two weeks (and then at night for awhile after that but that wasn't a big deal). I couldn't eat anything solid, but I could probably eat slightly thicker food than you so maybe the spaghetti's out.

    I guess you're just gonna have to stick to mango-percocet as your go-to flavor.
     
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  15. Cyreides
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    that's s---, sorry m8

    hopefully it doesn't last too terribly long
     
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    Mar 7, 2018
    Hope you like blended soups. At least you can work on getting your summer bod.
     
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    Hope all is well man. Was it a car accident? We really need to work on Car control laws. This is getting out of hand. Thoughts and prayers.
     
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    Hope you get well again soon @Worm
     
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    Mar 11, 2018
    i think @Worm said he fell asleep at the wheel coming from the recording studio
     
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  20. Worm
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    I was reading Trent and Zebs posts and drove my car off a cliff
     
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