Coco's official Australian migration thread

Started by Australia, May 20, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    hey guys got a lot of info on our borders and noticed we are getting tons of refugees from america at the moment. Anyways thought i'd do the community a service and make this thread to give you info on coming to the last remaining first world country in the world.

    feel free to ask any questions, but please keep in mind a lot of questions answers will be dependant on your character so your question may be followed up by 5 more questions.

    hope to see none of you soon :coco:
     
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  2. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    bump
     
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  3. Mraczewsky
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    Mraczewsky r.i.p. mac

    May 20, 2018
    do i have to be a convict to come
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    May 20, 2018
    What's your policy on school shootings
     
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  5. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    nope i believe if you have been charged with anything semi-serious within the past 9 years you will be denied entry. that's anything from posession with intention to distribute to murder/r---/trafficking.

    your application for an australian visa has been denied, please do not apply again.
     
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  6. Mraczewsky
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    Mraczewsky r.i.p. mac

    May 20, 2018
    ok serious question, do i need a visa just to visit as a tourist for lets say a week or 2?
     
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  7. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    Yep, basically to enter the last remaining first world civilization you need a visa of some sort, in this case a tourist visa. most tourist visa's are given out pretty fairly unless your sum dodgy c---- name sim-wong shang with 100 relatives. but tourist visa applicants have a habit of "disappearing" around the time their visa runs out. Majority are found later doing $10 at-home haircuts or massages in their relatives home
     
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  8. Webber
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  9. Mraczewsky
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    May 20, 2018
    f--- off fa----
     
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  10. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    i found a flyer in the mail this morning with a swastika on it. not even kidding. i'll post a pic. as i said we are the last remaining first world civilization
     
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  11. Webber
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    May 20, 2018
    Pray all you want stanley, WOAT Kanye album incoming.
     
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  12. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    May 20, 2018
    Do you guys discriminate against other minorities like y'all do aboriginals?
     
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  13. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    May 20, 2018
    If this post gets 10 likes I'll move to australia by the end of next year:emoji_v:
     
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  14. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    May 20, 2018
    Besides the Americans, which illegal immigrant group should I be wary of? Will there be a wall built to keep them out?
     
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  15. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    Yes. Aboriginal and torres strait islanders are the only races in Australia entitled to free housing, study, government pay allowances, employment opportunities and food related provisions.

    Chinks. walls don't stop f---ing insects unfortunately.
    yeah heres the swastika that was in the mail
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Webber
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    May 20, 2018
    Not exactly the pushback I was hoping for but it's a start.
     
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  17. SKUX GOD
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    May 20, 2018
    Been thinking about moving to aus and getting on the dole
     
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  18. KingZ
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    May 20, 2018
    Not sure if thread is serious but I have looked into emigrating to Australia before. Im am only a student so it would be years away, but it would be my first pick if possible. One question, i dont like hot a--- weather, are there any parts of australia where you get snow in the winter? Preferably an area where people live and not some barren tundra.
     
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  19. Australia
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    May 20, 2018
    melb/sydney are cold. though rarely get snow, melbs gets snow in like the mountains and on rare occasions in some areas sorta thing
     
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  20. SKUX GOD
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    May 20, 2018
    Cold for Australians.is anything below 25 degrees C though.
     
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