Eminem Hailie Is Pregnant

Started by JMG, Apr 11, 2019, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    JMG May 6th

    Apr 11, 2019
    "This can't be, shes a virgin" muttered a baffled Marshall. Kim gave him a blank stare before trying to calm down the confused rapper. He knew she was in a committed relationship, but never could he picture his innocent Hailie having sexual intercourse. "NO I DON'T BELIEVE IT" shouted Em as he frantically grabbed his phone.
    His palms were sweaty as he dialed - "Please Marshall, not yet. You need to calm down before you call her" Em ignored Kim but it didn't matter. Hailies phone went to voicemail making Em even more upset. He threw his phone against the wall frightening Kim.
    She screamed "You need to stop, you knew this day would come, shes not a little girl any more" Em barked back "This is your f---ing fault, Ja Rule was right you whore, she got this from you" Kim was at a loss for words. She knew he wouldn't take this well and was prepared to stay calm. She stormed out of her ex husbands 8000 square foot Mansion as Em gathered his thoughts. Paul finally broke his silence and tried to comfort the rapper.

    "ill make the appointment"

    To Be Continued
     
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    Forum Fiction is back!!!!
     
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    Apr 11, 2019
    probably r---d by Starnizzy while listening to Stronger Than I Was. Poor girl
     
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    Apr 11, 2019
    I'm shook
     
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    Apr 11, 2019
    *clicking on thread thinking it is real*
    *seeing JMG is the poster*
    *immediately concluding it's bs*
    *leaving forum ASAP*
     
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  8. JMG
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    JMG May 6th

    Apr 11, 2019
    Just a sneak peak. Chapter 1 is coming soon.. the story is based on real events which are recent.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    JMG May 6th

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    *replied to thread* also
     
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    magicobraga Undercover GOAT

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    Future milf
     
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    paternity test is coming soon isn't it
     
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    Literally cryin!
     
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  14. Kon
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    Kon

    Apr 11, 2019
    This is bad news not just for Em but for the forum as well.

    Em will have enough material to make another album out of this then we’re all gonna have to deal with the thousand Stans flood we get every time he drops a new project.

    Oh well I may as well just accept it and go along for the ride. So.....I wonder who the father is?
     
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    Ricky LAST RODEO

    Apr 11, 2019
    Crying real tears rn, oh myyyyy, this is what this forum needed
     
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    First page
     
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  17. FLORIDA MAN
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    What if it’s ja rules baby?
     
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  18. JMG
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    JMG May 6th

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    Drop ur name if you wanna be on the mention list for the upcoming chapters
     
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    im in
     
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  20. IKissCocks
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    IKissCocks EMINEM SUCKS

    Apr 11, 2019
    Is MGK the father?

    I'm so invested in this already
     
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