JMG - Flatlined (Crookedeye diss)

Started by JMG, Aug 17, 2023, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Sorry for the wait.

    @Crookedeye has 24 hours to respond.





    let me take you back, when this b---- was sitting in his flat
    he heard my new s---, now instantly he wishes he could rap
    but his neighbors might give him some flack, cause hes living in a shack
    he starts feeling brave after the boys convince him to act
    comes at the biggest name in the game, and he whispers on the track
    he says I aint important, but I need to hit him back asap
    now hes begging for it, but im still trying to figure out who this dork is
    and hows he gonna step on me with Jordans,
    when he tips toes
    around his floor trying to find a safe place to record in
    sounded like i was being attacked by James Corden
    gave the forum plenty of time to pray for him
    everyone knows that im gonna cook him
    says im offbeat, i think its his ears that are crooked
    alright listen here or look b----, i will show up to your crib
    start spitting, your neighbors will sit and listen in awe
    while your getting evicted and kick to the lawn
    ill get an applause, it aint cause you rap thats not whats pissing them off
    its cause you wack, they're just getting you back, thats what they're hitting the walls

    and everyone knows im gonna cook him
    hit him with a right hook, now his mouth is crooked
    probably should of kept my name out
    but you thought this would be a good way to get your name out
    so you make a sound cloud strictly just to chase clout
    now we all know why you needed a safe house
    could still blow your brains out, cause one eyes crooked with envy
    the others got an interred beam
    put on the silencer as a favor to your neighbors than empty
    the whole chamber on this hater fake mc, jealous dweeb
    who thought it would be okay to disrespect me
    everyone knows not to f--- with JMG, thats a fact
    cause im the goat and your a--- is grass, do the math
    tell the boys to run the bath one last time
    cause when im done ill need to be baptized
    fill that b---- till its capsized,
    like the amount of lies in his trash rhymes
    they will find him lying flat, in his flat, flat-lined
    i inspired and retired him at the same exact time
    and everyone knows im gonna cook him
    shoutout to the boys in the woods
    cause thats where im going put him



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  2. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

    Aug 17, 2023
    This is absolutely terrible
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Excuse me? He put you up to saying this? Keep d-ck riding him and you're next.
     
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    ItsPwizz PlayWryte

    Aug 17, 2023
    One of your best efforts for sure, came through strong on this one :emoji_fire:
     
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Aug 17, 2023
    Pray this stays strictly on wax.
     
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  6. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Ngl I had a few bad thoughts at first but my team talked me out of it. This kid has no clue about the beast inside though and even I am worried if it gets out again.
     
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Appreciated. Spit it off the top. I am working on more serious music that will show a new side of JMG. I just had to get this out of the way.
     
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  8. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

    Aug 17, 2023
    Omg im gonna get dissed by someone who knows absolutely nothing about me whatsoever. What ever will i do

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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    I been ending careers for over 15 years. If I want info on you I will get it. Are u sure you want to proceed?
     
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  10. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    OMG I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THIS WHEN I GET HOME

    Bro took a month to reply to something I wrote in 3 hours and is demanding I respond within 24 lmao
     
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  11. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    You still haven't learned. I wasn't saying respond with a track because this is over. We want an apology.. No one wants Blue Clues 2. Also I was in an out the studio in 15 minutes. I'm suppose to stop everything for some nobody chasing clout? You are really starting to piss me off.

    Also stop with the caps.. we all know u won't be yelling when you get home.. if it's still even there.
     
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  12. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    I just hope it's good and you have some decent bars and flow etc, I look forward to a good laugh if not lol
     
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

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    Youll get a good laugh
     
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

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    What career are you gonna end? My section 80 career...if youre serious you need a more constructive hobby. By studio do you mean your parents basement
     
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  15. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    I believe he said he records in his car lol
     
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    This isn't a hobby. Check the hall of fame.. That does not include my dominance before this forum, or my appearance on Shade45. I will allow you some time to get educated.. In the past I wouldn't.
     
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

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    Musta been a slow day on shade45 for them to have you on there
     
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  18. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    I see you deleted your BLT diss. I'm assuming you heard my track and are now ready to say sorry?
     
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  19. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Nah it was next day after Em dissed Trump. You really must live under a rock kid. Everyone knows me. You literally bragged about being a nobody and admitted to not having a career.

    Why you dickriding and chasing clout for?
     
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    Aug 17, 2023
    Nah I just thought of using Subway as like a sandwich, train, submissive bar and spat it out too fast lol it sounded s--- when I read it back:') will listen in a sec lol

    Were you really on shade45 tho? I need to see that
     
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