Feb 28, 2017

Title : "childhood epic wonders"
Ahm ahm first of all these are legi
1- Used to think that perfume is a so delicious drink and that's why my parents don't let me drink it so they have it to themselves

2-Used to think babies are made by kissing in the mouth

3- Used to think black people exists cause they never showered or washed their faces since they were babies (sorry)

4- Used to think their was people inside the TV.

5- used to think everyone's existence is in purpose of being somewhat a part in my life story and no one else really had all that self control freedom like Me.

6 - used to think that girls that wears hijab is cause they are bald

7- *i removed this one cause its way toooo much tbh* (really REALLY too much).

BONUS EXTRA :

In primary school I used to date a girl i liked by exchanging coloring pencils but she somehow ended up stealing some of mine, since then i learned these hoes ain't loyal and tell em this crayon ain't freeee

 

Feb 28, 2017

5 is true as h---. Not sure if I ever believed the others tbh :D Maybe 1 and 2 too but I can't remember.

 

Feb 28, 2017

https://forum.sectioneighty.com/owl-became-too-self-aware-and-is-s----now.t90202

 

Feb 28, 2017

Oh i forgot this show is 18+ so go do some homework

 

Feb 28, 2017

Go slither in s--- snake a--- b----

 

Feb 28, 2017

bruh in 2nd grade me n this kid i had been friends w/ were in a beef for some reason but then he asked if he could borrow my pink crayon and i said yeah and he said thanks and said we were cool again and how come the middle east cant work like this

 

Feb 28, 2017

If I'm a snake than you are my god
BTW that Koolo thread is a blow job cuz
1- on the bright side the forum improved my English ( W) made me self aware aka cured my autism ( 2W), gave me a sample of how s-----y foreign people are and how i should fart in their faces (3W)

 

Feb 28, 2017

I'm from the heart of Africa b----
And btw you're friend was a real ni**a cause he wanted the pink

 

Feb 28, 2017

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

 

Feb 28, 2017

nah his other friend who made up our trio was a real n----- cuz he was black n had dreads at 8 years old

 

Feb 28, 2017

*had no childhood*

 

Feb 28, 2017

Deep s---.

 

Feb 28, 2017

Now that I think about it idk where she is since forever
Maybe she's whoring around in exchange for pencils

 

Feb 28, 2017

Hope you die

 

Feb 28, 2017

Tired of your wife beating you so you put on a lemonade avy and came to harass talented young posters with big dreams

 

Feb 28, 2017

Are you Zep or something? Die either way

 

Feb 28, 2017

owl back with another 10/10 thread shutting up his doubters

 

Feb 28, 2017

Yeah man! I do new threads they say I'm too self aware and thread is too Choppy if I do old threads they say I'm a r----- and say my posts and cringy.... Some of em even saying I'm the worst poster of all time and my cereals are Gay classic is s---.. And they think SHUDYE mumble dad p--- threads are good smh

 

Feb 28, 2017

true.. your experience w/ them reminded me of their view of Eminem .. they say them miss his old self, but when he do dat they say wtf is this cringy s---..and when u or Em do creative s--- ..

they be:

Spoiler: Owl Haters be like

I miss the old Owly

Fresh out Algeria Owly

Big baggy coat Owly

Puff up the smoke Owly

I hate the new Owly

The old pruned Owly

The never viewed Owly

Hide from the news Owly

I miss the beef, Owly

Rap on Dre beats Owly

I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Owly

See you invented Owly

It wasn't any Owlys

And now I look, and look around and there's so many Owlys

I used to love Owly, I used to love Owly

I even had the bleached hair, I thought I was Owly!

What if Owly made a song about Owly?

Called "I hate the new Owly"

Man that'd be so Owly!

That's all it was, Owly. We still love Owly

And I love you like Owly, hates ladies

 

Feb 28, 2017

owl u need a new number 1 fan cuz DMX making his stank infect ur good natured soul