Sigma male.

Started by reservoirGod, Nov 18, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Nov 18, 2016
    I'm a sigma male.


    I've noticed most men in real life are beta males... and most alpha males on the Internet are also beta males.
     
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  2. Dislikeboy
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    Nov 18, 2016
    You were a Hillary supporter which makes you a beta male by definition.
     
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  3. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Nov 18, 2016
    Wrong.


    Trump is the alpha figure. You got in line behind him... not me.
     
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  4. Dislikeboy
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    Nov 18, 2016
    Only the men who wish they could be men don't like Trump.
     
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  5. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Nov 18, 2016
    Such flawed thinking. Typical of a beta.
     
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  6. FLORIDA MAN
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    Nov 18, 2016
    Not sure what that means but it sounds pretty gay
     
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  7. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Nov 18, 2016
    lol @ being a male
     
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  8. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Nov 18, 2016
    lol @ being op
     
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  9. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Nov 18, 2016
    i feel like this something u say when u have a small d-ck

    girl says : look i can talk with ur whole d-ck in my mouth
    u say: I'm still a sigma male b----
     
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  10. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Nov 18, 2016
    Unlike the President-Elect I have giant hands and a huge d-ck. The head is like a door knob.
     
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  11. FLORIDA MAN
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    Nov 18, 2016
    How do I become a smegma male?
     
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  12. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Nov 18, 2016
    Pretty beta to come out and define yourself as a sigma male. A true sigma male wouldn't have felt the need to make this thread.

    These labels are stupid. Stop worrying about a false hierarchy and focus on self improvement and enjoying life.
     
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  13. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Nov 18, 2016
    Imagine being 40 and overcompensating this hard on the internet.
     
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  14. Donald Trump
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    Donald Trump 45th President of the United States

    Nov 18, 2016
    What a joke, folks. This guy is an even bigger joke than Crooked Hillary. And for the record, making a thread questioning your designation as a male on a forum full of males and then openly discuss the size of your genitals makes you pretty much a h---------- male. Sad. Very sad and very gay!
     
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  15. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Nov 18, 2016
    Goddam are the betas pissed now that they know they are betas.
     
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  16. cats12mct
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    Nov 19, 2016
    alpha/beta s--- is so f---ing stupid. we're not wild animals. we dont live in packs
     
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  17. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Nov 19, 2016
    im omega

    u cant fk w me
     
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  18. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Nov 19, 2016
    you're a beta, look at your avatar
     
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  19. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Nov 19, 2016
    k--- yourself op
    Reminder Hillary lost 2 Trump and is now worthless and will never be President
     
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  20. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Nov 19, 2016
    isnt beta a simp by default? 3dpd isnt good enough for me im in a tier over u normalfags
     
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