Dec 18, 2017

Now since the release of Revival, I have been contemplating on which tracks I think are good & what tracks I think are bad, come to find out all but 4 tracks are good. Note; I am gonna not review, the skit or interlude. I have a lot to air, so beware.

1. Walk On Water ; I thought it would have been a good opener, or a good track, but to me it sounds f---ing whiny "I'm not the same person, why can't you guys get that through your head",what happened to the 'f--- you fans we saw on the cypher'? there are a few quotable lines, but the track as a whole is f---ing whiny, that's the only word I can put it. 7/10

Favorite line ; And I try not to listen to nonsense
But if you b------s are tryin' to strip me of my confidence
Mission accomplished
I'm not God-sent, Nas, Rakim, 'Pac, B.I.G., James Todd Smith
And I'm not Prince, so…

Horrible line ; none

2. Believe ; Flow is tremendous, he is on beat, one of the highlights of the album, I need an album full of this songs 10/10

Favorite line ; I grew up on WIC—wick, wick, wick—with a short fuse
I got some important news to report to
Anyone who thought I was done: nah b----, not quite
Spotlight's back on, got my faith, where's yours?

Bad line ; I just got the air about me like wind chimes (yeah)

3. Chloreseptic ; This song, I don't know how this track can be tolerable, his deep voice on this is hard to listen to, I have to hear closely in order to hear what he is saying, & especially that atrocious flow towards the end, I can't even fathom what he is saying there, it makes me wanna s---t myself in the head, as soon as I hear it, I skip it. 5/10

Favorite line ; Yeah, uh, and still conjoined at
The hip with hop, still on point and poignant (two conjoined twins)

Bad line ; b----, I told you I'm a dog (woof) *insert random line here

4. Untouchable ; Okay, I was wrong @Koolo. This is the most unlistenable song on here, my god where do I begin, he has like 4 flows all in one song, it's like he put the whole flow on the album, put it into this track, the 2nd part is unbearable to finish, the deep voice again. when he was talking about the 'black lives matter' that part his voice, yeah, skip for me. 5/10

Favorite line ; none
Bad line ; too lazy to find one

5. River ; Way to ruin a good f---ing Ed Sheeran hook, you fa---- with your horrible flow, same with chloreseptic, I have to hear closely to what he is saying in the song in order to hear him, when the song comes on, I give it a skip .5/10

Favorite line ; 'Cause she loves danger, psychopath
And you don't f--- with no man's girl, even I know that

Bad line ; none

6. Remind Me ; Oh here we go, Rick Ruiner when is this f---ing ancient producer gonna leave Eminem alone, in my opinion Eminem doesn't fit on rock beats, we aren't in the 90's anymore, I'll give credit it worked on Bezerk but here its unbearable, the fa---- needs to get out of the studio, I don't care if he is a 'legend' to some or most people, but for me as long as there is a rick rubin beat, I'm not hearing it, and like chloreseptic I have to hear closely to what he is saying on the song cause the beat is too loud. (I know, I know, that's rock n roll, it's not for me tho) 3/10

Horrible lines ; That butt won't ever give up
That's why you stick it out no matter what
'Cause you got an a--- that won't quit

Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

Cause real t-ts are still fun
But everybody knows fake t-ts are still better than real ones

Favorite lines ; none

7. Like Home ; Okay we are finally getting back on track. Alicia did fantastic on the chorus, same like Ed no problems with her she delivered well, but the content again, why did you waste a fantastic beautiful hook on trump diss, we know you don't f---ing like trump, you don't have to make a whole song dissing him, you should have just left it with the cypher, end of story. (also forgot to add, 'it feeds to pay off chaos', um isn't that what Slim Shady, your persona does too?) 6/10

Bad lines ; this type of pickle is hard to dill (deal)

Did he just call trump a parrot?

fave lines ; Someone get this Aryan a sheet
Time to bury him, so tell him to prepare to get impeached
Everybody on your feet


8. Bad husband ; Okay, we know what this is about another Kim song, this time forgiving her, we get it we know the story, you guys both s--- as parents "together". BORRRING, not to mention the horrid flow when he speaks about mockingbird. 5/10

Favorite line ; Leaving you was f---ing harder than
Sawing off a f---ing body limb

Bad ; don't know if I can find one, the subject matter though is boring which makes up for it.

Should I continue? maybe tomorrow, find out on channel section eighty.

 

Dec 18, 2017

who really believes fake t-ts are better than real ones??

odd

 

Dec 18, 2017

you give songs you call unlistenable a 5/10?

 

Dec 18, 2017

cause of the content, the song doesn't s---, it's just his flow, there is a difference.

 

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Dec 18, 2017

do y'all have lives?

 

Dec 18, 2017

so @Robot I was right when I said u were just trolling

 

Dec 18, 2017

what are you talking about, for the most part I'm bashing the songs, not praising, did you even read or just glance and saw that I had some 'favorite lines'.

 

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Dec 18, 2017

that doesn't justify what I think about the album as a whole though.

 

Dec 18, 2017

PLOT TWIST, amirite

 

Dec 18, 2017

doesnt make any sense, you literally say the whole album is good except 4 tracks

 

Dec 18, 2017

must've messed up the wording you are too dumbfounded to comprehend. It simply means, the WHOLE ALBUM f---ing SUCKS BUT 4 TRACKS ARE GOOD.

 

Dec 18, 2017

I think you're too dumbfounded to comprehend, to comprehend English

 

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Dec 18, 2017

yall really under-appreciating the memes

 

Dec 18, 2017

No it doesn't



How dare you tell me I'm too dumbfounded to comprehend when this isnt even the first time this week you've f----- up basic understanding of English, a------

 

Dec 18, 2017

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