Eminem You have 2 lines to ether Eminem.. Go

Started by Immy, Oct 10, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Immy
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    Oct 10, 2015
    Gonna try this little game if nobody plays ill play alone.....

    RULES
    - You have only 2 lines
    - It has to rhyme
    - If you ether Em i'll buy you a cake


    You old shouting corny prick
    You aint a rap god slim ur a bag of s---

    I failed
     
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    Oct 10, 2015
    b---- you keep tryin' but you only lose
    MFer, should've died like your homie Proof
     
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    Oct 10, 2015
    You are white, you are a f---ing bum
    You do live in a trailer park wit' yo mum
     
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    Your new flow stinks like hot feet,
    Why the f--- can't you stay on beat?
     
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    If I had a magic wand, I'd make Hailie s--- my d-ck
    Without a condom on, while I'm on the john
     
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    Oct 10, 2015
    Your bars are stupid now, I guess it comes with being blonde,
    stop tryna tap Rihanna you ain't got no special bond
     
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    Ya'll really want the cake right?
     
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    You can't make a hit without a female on it,
    it's been like 9 whole years since you've felt a clit
     
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    ill take that pls and thank u
     
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    ok this hard
     
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    one does not simply take the cake
     
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    Oct 10, 2015
    I stay true, you see thru
    After that verse I'll give you a redo


    :dno:
     
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    he wants his cake and eat it too, and wants it both ways, fame made him a balloon, 'cause his ego inflated
     
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    You are not allow to rebuttal him
     
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    Oct 10, 2015
    I think I'm ready to write a full 16 bars Em diss. I won the thread
     
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    Nobody listens to you anymore, you're a wack rhymer
    d---, all of your old jokes have backfired
     
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    Oct 10, 2015
    Em, you claim your mom's a crackhead and Kim's a known slut
    So what's Hailie gon be when she grows up?

    Murdaaa :hovcry:
     
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    I feel like if someone said that to Em he would legit ruin their career :ehh:
     
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    Do it..
    Do it for Ja, Benzino and Everlast they all need this
     
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