Eminem Worst punchlines / lines in Revival

Started by SubwaySam, Dec 15, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. SubwaySam
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    Dec 15, 2017
    Post your worst lines / punchlines from Revival.
    I'll start with a couple...

    "Cause this type of pickle we're in is hard to dill"
    "Says maybe she'll be my Gwen Stacy, to spite her man"

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  2. TrixZGameR
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    :srsguy: the spiderman line was pretty dope
     
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  3. SubwaySam
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    Only if you're a nerd and even know what the f--- a 'Gwen Stacy' is.
     
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  4. Chaotic Progress
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    Dec 15, 2017
    Wasn't that many tbh.

    I heard people saying Recovery level puns were back and I was like 'uh oh', but I didn't hear any that bad.

    A lot of people seem to think a pun is bad if they don't like the content of the pun, like if it's about s--- or something. But that doesn't make a pun badly written. The puns on Recovery were TERRIBLY written. I didn't hear many badly written puns on Revival.
     
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  5. Groovy Tony
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    Dec 15, 2017
    Nothing on Revival is worse than the off the meat rack steaks are high punchlines off Recovery
     
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    I hate the khakis line on walk on water
     
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    The khakis line. And the "I'm sorry Kim...... leaving you was f---ing harder than sawing off a f---ing body limb" nursery rhyme s---. I'm cool with his corny punchlines though. If Lil Wayne gets a pass for that typa s---, so should Eminem.
     
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  10. icecube
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    The "draw Eminem punchlines in Microsoft Paint" thread should be brought back from the HoF for the new ones.
     
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    How about the 8 million puns about s--- on this album?
     
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    The world force-fed a turd to me, you're gettin' yours

    Actually, just s--- on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks

    Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

    She's tryna block the door, so here's how I do her
    Since I'm manure, she's a sewer
    And this time this piece of s---'s runnin' through her

    'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
    'Til everybody eats my turds

    Say I don't eat s---, but I got a s----eatin' grin when I smile
     
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    “Actually, just s--- on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks“

    Is doooope
     
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    I hate it when he stops the beat, that s--- feels like he is making us acknowledge it. I don’t remember what song it was(maybe like Home?)
     
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    The apple line
     
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

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    R. Kelly with a full bladder.

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    Freckled cheecks and a butt chin.

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    I'm a nerd - LOVED IT!
     
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