Eminem Eminem Doesn't Know What A Metaphor Is

Started by Spatula, Jun 13, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jun 13, 2016
    From wiki: A metaphor is a figure of speech that refers to something as being the same as another thing for rhetorical effect.
    Example:

    All the world's a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players

    or simply calling someone a piece of s--- is a metaphor.

    But what does Eminem think a metaphor is?

    From Just Lose It:
    "I done touched on everything, but little boys
    that's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor"

    How is that a metaphor?

    or in You're Never Over:
    "Excuse the corny metaphor but they'll never catch up (ketchup) to all this energy that I've mustard"

    How is that a metaphor? It's a play on words, and quite frankly doesn't belong in a tribute song to his dead friend, but it's not a metaphor. He didn't call someone a ketchup and say he's a mustard. All it is those words sound alike.

    Knowing this, the line "forget applause, my metaphors are so complicated it takes six minutes to get applause" is questionable.
     
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  2. InFamous09
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    Jun 13, 2016
    he failed nine grade three times, what do you expect from him?
     
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  3. ArthurDW
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    ArthurDW Mozes Rose

    Jun 13, 2016
    I don't get the lines lol but you're probably right
     
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  4. ArthurDW
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    ArthurDW Mozes Rose

    Jun 13, 2016
    If this is true it would rly destroy all what was left from eminem as a rapper though

    He uses simple words that sound complicated but he misuses them wtf
     
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  5. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jun 13, 2016
    It shows sometimes. Like when he says "what would make me jump in a tub with a cordless phone"
    Cordless phone has a few volts battery. All that would happen is he would ruin the phone.

    Nah, it's not that big of a deal.

    What's really funny is when he says "sorry another catchphrase but your baggage ain't gonna fit in my storage overhead space" is an actual metaphor. Though it's a catchphrase too, so he's not wrong there.
     
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  6. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jun 13, 2016
    Doesn't matter...it's the connotation behind it. The average person knows that electronics + water = bad and we've been pre-conditioned that phones and bathtubs are dangerous.

    It doesn't matter how scientifically correct it is, the line still clicks and it's funny.



    Can't really speak for OP though...I have listened to these exact songs and wondered the same thing before tbh, it has bugged me for years.
     
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  7. VR46
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Jun 13, 2016
    a methapor is like a comparison that doesnt use the term "like", used to change the word into a figurative sense from the normal sense
     
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  8. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jun 13, 2016
    Are you Eminem? If so, then good, now you know. If not, it's good you know, but no one said you don't.
     
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  9. Bojack
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    Jun 13, 2016
    i missed spatula
     
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  10. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Jun 13, 2016
    Em woat confirmed
     
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Jun 13, 2016
    Bush pulled the third tower though
     
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    Jun 13, 2016
    ok
     
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  13. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Jun 13, 2016
    Who gives a flying f---.........
     
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    Jun 13, 2016
     
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    Jun 13, 2016
    f---in nerd
     
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    Inland Empire Rapper My Life, Your Entertainment

    Jun 13, 2016
    Translation: I am a not a pedophile but I make my mark on everything.

    Man did Michael receive some unfair labeling, he was a GOAT god.
     
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  17. SkrrMan
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    SkrrMan Skrr

    Jun 13, 2016
    Second example im pretty sure the metaphor is the energy ive mustard bit
     
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  18. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Jun 13, 2016
    Nice attempt at being smart, If you took some time to think, you would realize that the metaphor has to do with the phrase "touched on" in this case he compares his rapping about certain topics (him touching on them) to physical molestation.

    Again, take some time to think, he's saying there is more ketchup than mustard (in whatever) referencing himself as the mustard and the competition as ketchup. It's a perfectly fine metaphor.
    Took you a whole lot longer than 6 minutes didn't it.
     
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  19. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Jun 13, 2016
    A lot of people have a misconception of what a metaphor means. He isn't the only one.
     
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  20. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

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    read my post above, he did indeed make 2 metaphors
     
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