first tinder date

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  1. Lot Now Available
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    Lot Now Available

    Formerly Pizza Hut

    Oct 24, 2018
    started using tinder the way its intended, this girl sent nudes our second day talking, and she invited me to hang at her house so im going there in five hours, and this is the first time ill meet someone on tinder

    the last time i messed around with a girl was 3+ years ago and back then i was still on my “saving myself for someone special” shit, so i am a virgin but the consensus is very “were gonna f--k”

    so i guess this is a double whammy, what advice do you have for meeting her and chilling for the first time, and what advice do you have for getting my splicky sticky for the first time?
     
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  2. Goldy
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    Oct 24, 2018
    bro 2018 tinder is such a move, it’s honestly just too easy.

    if you just wanna f--k, put on a movie or some music, and just have some casual conversation and let things just naturally progress.

    to make things easier you can smoke or have a couple drinks, but not necessary.

    i have a thing on tinder going on now, we just played deadpool and 10 minutes in things were escalating.

    afterwards just have some more personal pillow talk type shit and just read how things are going as the night moves forward.

    what are some things you’re worried about.
     
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  3. Worm
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    Oct 24, 2018
    don't lend her money
     
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  4. Sav Stanfield
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    Oct 24, 2018
    put your thumb in her butt
     
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  5. Xmipod
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Poke a hole in the condom, women love that surprise. Wait like 2 weeks to tell her though so she doesnt get too excited
     
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  6. Zebedee
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    its ya boy zeberdee

    Oct 24, 2018
    show us man
     
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  7. snypz
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Just be as funny as @Worm and you'll be fine.
     
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  8. Bojack
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Drink as much as you like while you still have two kidneys :mcds:
     
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  9. Lot Now Available
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    Oct 24, 2018
    yeah i mean she sent nudes the second day we talked so im not sure if that makes her gf material or not, but shes def cooler than i expected and we share a lot of interests so i dont wanna mess it up and treat it like a one night stand, but im def tryna f--k

    and yeah she said she wants to smoke me up so being high should help make everything go smoother, im gonna come with 2 large cokes and a pokemon toy from mcdonalds as a joke and probably watch her play video games and watch some show she thinks ill like
     
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  10. K18 El Duderino
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    Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Oct 24, 2018
    just chill with the bitch like you was chilling with your homeboy
     
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  11. Lot Now Available
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    Oct 24, 2018
    i have to buy condoms so :sad4:
     
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  12. Lot Now Available
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    Oct 24, 2018
    she just said i could sleep over and she said to bring condoms so looks like imma have fun tonight
     
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    Zebedee

    its ya boy zeberdee

    Oct 24, 2018
    is she fat?
     
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  14. K18 El Duderino
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    Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Oct 24, 2018
    good luck dude. hope you score
     
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  15. Lot Now Available
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    Oct 24, 2018
    no she looks good af

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  16. Zebedee
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    its ya boy zeberdee

    Oct 24, 2018
    nice i guess but i certainly aint f--king wit those nose rings
     
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  17. ArchitectOfDestruction
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Penis goes in the left ear, don't forget
     
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  18. OwI
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    I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Oct 24, 2018
    I will say have fun but be careful! Don't make longtime decisions based on temporary feelings!
     
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  19. Lot Now Available
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    Oct 24, 2018
    thank you owl ill think of that :3
     
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  20. OwI
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    OwI

    I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Oct 24, 2018
    And don't be bummed out when u see her face without the filters just drink Some and dim down the lights and you'll be fine
     
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