Jan 7, 2018 The Slim Shady LP As the World Turns Deformed fool, taking a s--- in a warm pool My Fault "He's in the bathroom; I think he's taking a crap, dude!" The Marshall Mathers LP The Way I Am And I can't take a s--- in the bathroom without someone standing by it! The Real Slim Shady And whether you like to admit it err I just s--- itbetter than 90% of you rappers out there Devil's Night s--- on You You weren't listening, I said I'll cop a squat on you / Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu The Eminem Show Say What You Say Fake s---, if I ever take s--- I'll eat s--- Encore My 1st Single But s---'s about to hit the shingle, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no Just Lose it Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my CD just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Relapse Elevator And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it f---in-A, even got a bidet to wash my a--- after I s--- with gold toilet paper Recovery Won't Back Down I'm a s--- stain on the underwear of life Shake your booty shorty, I'm the s--- / Why you think Proof used to call me Doody? Not Afraid Quit playing with the scissors and s--- and cut the crap. Almost Famous And tell that psycho to pass the torch / To the wacko before I take a s--- in his Jack-O-Lantern / And smash it on his porch Untitled Y’all are so motherfuckin’ full of s--- that you stopped up / Me, I’m always shittin' diarrhea of the mouth / 'Til your speakers crap out pfft huh, what? Comes straight from the fish's a--- / Yeah, in other words, I’m a bass-turd On Fire You couldn't make a bulimic puke / On a piece of f---in' corn and peanut poop So Bad With a er-chicker-chicker-chcka I can't call it, same s--- different toilet The Marshall Mathers LP 2 Bad Guy Toilet's clogged, yeah cause I'm talking a lot of s---, but I'm backing it all up Survival I just sh---ed on the mic I'm stabbin' myself with a f---in' knife in the gut While I'm wipin' my BUTT Groundhog Day The way I choose words is loose, but you turdsbetter be careful how you choose yours So Far... Thirty minutes from home, gotta lay a log cabin / Only option I have's McDonalds's bathroom / In a public stall, droppin' a football / So every time someone walks in the john I get maddened / "Shady, what up?" What? Come on, man, I'm crappin' / And you're askin' for my g.d. autograph on a napkin? / Oh, that's odd, I just happened / To run out of tissue, yeah, hand me that / On second thought I'd be glad then / "Thanks, dawg! Name's Todd, a big fan." I wiped my a--- with it / Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and / Told him: "Todd, you're the s---," when's all of this crap end?" Revival Believe The world force-fed a turd to me, you're getting yours River Actually, just s--- on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks Tragic Endings Since I'm manure, she's a sewer And this time this piece of s---'s running through her Offended Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up till everybody eats my turds Remind Me Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea Chloraseptic (Remix) But what the f--- have I awoke to? Time to eat the vocals and s--- out Pro Tools I know you still want me to ill out, don't you? Other Where I'm At (Lloyd Banks) Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? / Some s--- is going down Fly Away (Unreleased) One for the money, two for the show, my s--- don't stink, I don't think so Best Friend (Yelawolf) Dawg, I'm the truth, like Biggie rockin' with 2Pac in a suit Talkin' to Proof droppin' a deuce Peep Show We gon' f---, I just popped this little blue pill You can leave but wait, I gotta s--- on you still *phbbt* All I Think About But one thing I never mind’s getting called Elvis all the time In the articles that you write which is why I never reply, cause he died shi--ing Take From Me I'm so done with this s--- I may as well wipe A Kiss I'm gonna put this s--- in park like dog s--- Throw it Up what a trailer trash pioneer? i am yeah, that's why i'm here i don't got a rhyme book it's more like a muthaf-ckin' diary of diarrhea! Caterpillar Number one, but my pencils are number twos 'Cause that's all I dos with 'em, poop is my pseudonym On the john like a prostitute when I'm droppin' a deuce And when I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements These beats are like my saloons 'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em And I don't need Metamucil to loosen 'em b----, s--- is real like I pooped Jerusalem *****ALL - IF YOU ADD ONE I MISSED BELOW, I'LL LIKE YOUR POST TO INDICATE IT HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE OFFICIAL LIST*****
Jan 7, 2018 Don't forget the best one off Peep Show You makin me feel like I'm in middle school still You squeal like a little girl, you're pitiful, chill We gon' f---, I just popped this little blue pill You can leave but wait, I gotta s--- on you still *phbbt*
Jan 7, 2018 Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my CD just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip
Jan 7, 2018 I can't decide which is worse, the Doody line or "while wiping my butt." Both are strong contenders for worst rap lyrics ever.
