Eminem will SHIT on you. The official Slim Shady Poo Line Thread

Started by Ron Burgundy, Jan 7, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy

    The human torch was denied a bank loan.

    Jan 7, 2018
    The Slim Shady LP
    As the World Turns

    Deformed fool, taking a shit in a warm pool

    My Fault

    "He's in the bathroom; I think he's taking a crap, dude!"

    The Marshall Mathers LP
    The Way I Am

    And I can't take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it!

    The Real Slim Shady

    And whether you like to admit it err I just shit itbetter than 90% of you rappers out there

    Devil's Night
    Shit on You

    You weren't listening, I said I'll cop a squat on you / Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu

    The Eminem Show

    Say What You Say

    Fake shit, if I ever take shit I'll eat shit

    Encore
    My 1st Single

    But shit's about to hit the shingle, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no

    Just Lose it

    Like TP for my bunghole
    And it's cool if you let one go
    Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
    Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
    Oops my CD just skipped
    And everyone just heard you let one rip

    Relapse
    Elevator

    And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it

    f--king-A, even got a bidet to wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper

    Recovery
    Won't Back Down

    I'm a shit stain on the underwear of life

    Shake your booty shorty, I'm the shit / Why you think Proof used to call me Doody?

    Not Afraid

    Quit playing with the scissors and shit and cut the crap.

    Almost Famous

    And tell that psycho to pass the torch / To the wacko before I take a shit in his Jack-O-Lantern / And smash it on his porch

    Untitled

    Y’all are so motherfuckin’ full of shit that you stopped up / Me, I’m always shittin' diarrhea of the mouth / 'Til your speakers crap out pfft huh, what?

    Comes straight from the fish's ass / Yeah, in other words, I’m a bass-turd

    On Fire

    You couldn't make a bulimic puke / On a piece of f--king' corn and peanut poop

    So Bad

    With a er-chicker-chicker-chcka I can't call it, same shit different toilet

    The Marshall Mathers LP 2
    Bad Guy

    Toilet's clogged, yeah cause I'm talking a lot of shit, but I'm backing it all up

    Survival

    I just shitted on the mic

    I'm stabbin' myself with a f--king' knife in the gut
    While I'm wipin' my BUTT

    Groundhog Day

    The way I choose words is loose, but you turdsbetter be careful how you choose yours

    So Far...

    Thirty minutes from home, gotta lay a log cabin / Only option I have's McDonalds's bathroom / In a public stall, droppin' a football / So every time someone walks in the john I get maddened / "Shady, what up?" What? Come on, man, I'm crappin' / And you're askin' for my goddamn autograph on a napkin? / Oh, that's odd, I just happened / To run out of tissue, yeah, hand me that / On second thought I'd be glad then / "Thanks, dawg! Name's Todd, a big fan." I wiped my ass with it / Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and / Told him: "Todd, you're the shit," when's all of this crap end?"

    Revival
    Believe

    The world force-fed a turd to me, you're getting yours

    River

    Actually, just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks

    Tragic Endings


    Since I'm manure, she's a sewer
    And this time this piece of shit's running through her


    Offended

    Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up till everybody eats my turds

    Remind Me

    Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

    Chloraseptic (Remix)

    But what the f--k have I awoke to?
    Time to eat the vocals and shit out Pro Tools

    I know you still want me to ill out, don't you?


    Other
    Where I'm At (Lloyd Banks)

    Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? / Some shit is going down

    Fly Away (Unreleased)

    One for the money, two for the show, my shit don't stink, I don't think so

    Best Friend (Yelawolf)

    Dawg, I'm the truth, like Biggie rockin' with 2Pac in a suit Talkin' to Proof droppin' a deuce

    Peep Show

    We gon' f--k, I just popped this little blue pill
    You can leave but wait, I gotta shit on you still *phbbt*

    All I Think About


    But one thing I never mind’s getting called Elvis all the time
    In the articles that you write which is why I never reply, cause he died shitting

    Take From Me

    I'm so done with this shit I may as well wipe

    A Kiss

    I'm gonna put this shit in park like dog shit

    Throw it Up

    what a trailer trash pioneer?
    i am yeah, that's why i'm here
    i don't got a rhyme book it's more like a muthaf-ckin' diary of diarrhea!

    Caterpillar

    Number one, but my pencils are number twos
    'Cause that's all I dos with 'em, poop is my pseudonym
    On the john like a prostitute when I'm droppin' a deuce
    And when I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements
    These beats are like my saloons
    'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em
    And I don't need Metamucil to loosen 'em
    Bitch, shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem

    :work:

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  2. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony

    Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Jan 7, 2018
    :Koolaidded:
     
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  3. The Box
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    Jan 7, 2018
    He's been obsessed with shit punchlines ever since his comeback.
     
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  4. icecube
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    Jan 7, 2018
    I think we needed this.

    Relapse didn't have any shit/fart/toilet pubs??
     
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  5. The Box
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    I think there was a fart in We Made You.
     
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  6. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony

    Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Jan 7, 2018
    Don't forget the best one off Peep Show

    You makin me feel like I'm in middle school still
    You squeal like a little girl, you're pitiful, chill
    We gon' f--k, I just popped this little blue pill
    You can leave but wait, I gotta shit on you still *phbbt*
     
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    Hot Dog Water

    is what you smell like

    Jan 7, 2018
    peep show is a bottom 5 verse
     
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    I never heard it but anything from 2004-2007 is trash.
     
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  9. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy

    The human torch was denied a bank loan.

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    OP updated.
     
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    FETTI

    Jan 7, 2018
    J. Cole probably bumps these songs before writing his own.
     
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    Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Jan 7, 2018
    https://forum.sectioneighty.com/lukes-official-list-of-j-coles-fart-lines.t28717
     
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    The sad thing is there's probably many more shit lines that aren't included in here.
     
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    NAES

    gay

    Jan 7, 2018
    Forgot the most clever of them all
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    QUITPLAYINWITHESCISSORSNSHIT
     
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    Ron Burgundy

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    Like TP for my bunghole
    And it's cool if you let one go
    Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
    Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
    Oops my CD just skipped
    And everyone just heard you let one rip
     
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    I'm stabbin' myself with a f--king' knife in the gut
    While I'm wipin' my BUTT
     
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    Ron Burgundy

    The human torch was denied a bank loan.

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    @Ron Burgundy

    Fake shit, if I ever take shit I'll eat shit
     
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    mad kunt

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    Put this shit in park like dogshit

    I'm so done with this shit I may as well wipe
     
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    I can't decide which is worse, the Doody line or "while wiping my butt." Both are strong contenders for worst rap lyrics ever.
     
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