Jan 7, 2018 The Slim Shady LP As the World Turns Deformed fool, taking a shit in a warm pool My Fault "He's in the bathroom; I think he's taking a crap, dude!" The Marshall Mathers LP The Way I Am And I can't take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it! The Real Slim Shady And whether you like to admit it err I just shit itbetter than 90% of you rappers out there Devil's Night Shit on You You weren't listening, I said I'll cop a squat on you / Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu The Eminem Show Say What You Say Fake shit, if I ever take shit I'll eat shit Encore My 1st Single But shit's about to hit the shingle, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no Just Lose it Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my CD just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Relapse Elevator And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it f--king-A, even got a bidet to wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper Recovery Won't Back Down I'm a shit stain on the underwear of life Shake your booty shorty, I'm the shit / Why you think Proof used to call me Doody? Not Afraid Quit playing with the scissors and shit and cut the crap. Almost Famous And tell that psycho to pass the torch / To the wacko before I take a shit in his Jack-O-Lantern / And smash it on his porch Untitled Y’all are so motherfuckin’ full of shit that you stopped up / Me, I’m always shittin' diarrhea of the mouth / 'Til your speakers crap out pfft huh, what? Comes straight from the fish's ass / Yeah, in other words, I’m a bass-turd On Fire You couldn't make a bulimic puke / On a piece of f--king' corn and peanut poop So Bad With a er-chicker-chicker-chcka I can't call it, same shit different toilet The Marshall Mathers LP 2 Bad Guy Toilet's clogged, yeah cause I'm talking a lot of shit, but I'm backing it all up Survival I just shitted on the mic I'm stabbin' myself with a f--king' knife in the gut While I'm wipin' my BUTT Groundhog Day The way I choose words is loose, but you turdsbetter be careful how you choose yours So Far... Thirty minutes from home, gotta lay a log cabin / Only option I have's McDonalds's bathroom / In a public stall, droppin' a football / So every time someone walks in the john I get maddened / "Shady, what up?" What? Come on, man, I'm crappin' / And you're askin' for my goddamn autograph on a napkin? / Oh, that's odd, I just happened / To run out of tissue, yeah, hand me that / On second thought I'd be glad then / "Thanks, dawg! Name's Todd, a big fan." I wiped my ass with it / Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and / Told him: "Todd, you're the shit," when's all of this crap end?" Revival Believe The world force-fed a turd to me, you're getting yours River Actually, just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks Tragic Endings Since I'm manure, she's a sewer And this time this piece of shit's running through her Offended Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up till everybody eats my turds Remind Me Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea Chloraseptic (Remix) But what the f--k have I awoke to? Time to eat the vocals and shit out Pro Tools I know you still want me to ill out, don't you? Other Where I'm At (Lloyd Banks) Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? / Some shit is going down Fly Away (Unreleased) One for the money, two for the show, my shit don't stink, I don't think so Best Friend (Yelawolf) Dawg, I'm the truth, like Biggie rockin' with 2Pac in a suit Talkin' to Proof droppin' a deuce Peep Show We gon' f--k, I just popped this little blue pill You can leave but wait, I gotta shit on you still *phbbt* All I Think About But one thing I never mind’s getting called Elvis all the time In the articles that you write which is why I never reply, cause he died shitting Take From Me I'm so done with this shit I may as well wipe A Kiss I'm gonna put this shit in park like dog shit Throw it Up what a trailer trash pioneer? i am yeah, that's why i'm here i don't got a rhyme book it's more like a muthaf-ckin' diary of diarrhea! Caterpillar Number one, but my pencils are number twos 'Cause that's all I dos with 'em, poop is my pseudonym On the john like a prostitute when I'm droppin' a deuce And when I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements These beats are like my saloons 'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em And I don't need Metamucil to loosen 'em Bitch, shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem *****ALL - IF YOU ADD ONE I MISSED BELOW, I'LL LIKE YOUR POST TO INDICATE IT HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE OFFICIAL LIST*****
Jan 7, 2018 Don't forget the best one off Peep Show You makin me feel like I'm in middle school still You squeal like a little girl, you're pitiful, chill We gon' f--k, I just popped this little blue pill You can leave but wait, I gotta shit on you still *phbbt*
Jan 7, 2018 Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my CD just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip
Jan 7, 2018 I can't decide which is worse, the Doody line or "while wiping my butt." Both are strong contenders for worst rap lyrics ever.
