Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 2, 2017
    Me and @Poohdini gonna lead this thread, but basically it's the 2017 version of @M Solo 's relationship advice thread.

    Post any relationship questions you have in here, whether they're for serious situations or casuals encounters and we'll answer.

    Everyone is free to answer questions.

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  2. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Mar 2, 2017
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    What does each letter in splash represent ?
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 2, 2017
    not an acronym, but please refer to the 10 snipe commandments for more info:
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  4. Clarity
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    What advice do you have for a person who goes to a private all boys school like myself?
     
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  5. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

    Mar 2, 2017
    get involved. meet through mutual friends who had friends they went to grade school with.

    basically have friends.


    i went to an all boys school
     
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  6. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

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  7. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Mar 2, 2017
    Since I went through the same s--- in high school (I'm guessing when I was your age) it's very simple; branch out to any other school. Before I had the whip I'd take the bus and meet up with some friends from those schools at the mall or in the city--from there you can make plans to further socialize.
     
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  8. Buu
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    Buu

    Mar 2, 2017
    n----- didnt you create an entire legendary thread about this?
     
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  9. Lil Squeed
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    My girl wants to rim me but idk how tf to shave my a------, do I just let her wander into the forest or what?
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 2, 2017
    yeah tbh, if you actually want her to do it then prob clean it up so she'll do it again.

    but if it's for her, then she won't care about no hair b.
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    of course the first relationship question i answer in here is about a--- eating
     
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  12. Lil Squeed
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    Mar 2, 2017
    :capitalb:RAZY. Yea I'm not really down because I think it's weird af for the girl to do but she brought it up so :idk:

    These are real 2017 issues though
     
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  13. Michael Myers
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    Mar 2, 2017
    Solo will probably jump in from time to time.
     
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  14. Poohdini
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    Mar 2, 2017
    Nah be courteous. Never done it before but try using 2 mirrors, one from the bathroom and another handheld to see what you can do. If she's willing to do it in the 1st place then she's probably not expecting you to be hairless, but you definitely gotta trim.
     
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  15. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Mar 2, 2017
    tbh it's really f---ing easy to shave there
     
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  16. Poohdini
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    Just to add to this, we're not here to judge. Don't feel embarrassed because chances are @Mike Tyson and I have been in/done worse.

    Depending on the situation some of the advice may sting at 1st but it's always going to be honest and come from experience.

    And of course remember to study the Snipe Commandments.
     
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  17. Australia
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    how to making sex with celebrity?
     
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  18. Poohdini
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    Please refer to Graham, Aubrey.
     
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  19. Australia
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    no good, not sing songer like greyham orberry. how to making sex with celebrity if cannot even making song?!
     
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  20. Mike Tyson
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    Also this is a serious thread, so if anyone comes here judging someone's situation or making fun of anyone, their posts will be deleted and they'll be thread banned depending on how left it goes.
     
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